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Ajpursell

2014-03-19T15:07:36Z

Ajpursell:

Played [[Jack Sebastien]]. Former Cam Coord. Most definitely hates you. You know why.

Tommy Truelove

2014-01-24T03:59:12Z

Ajpursell: /* Enemies */

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-28T15:13:53Z

Ajpursell: /* Soundtrack */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He was a Brujah.


He was killed by friend of [[Tommy Truelove]] and [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna]], former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]].

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. He died alone.

==Allies==
They will forget him.

==Enemies==
Some died before him. Too many will live after him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There was one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

Originally he was a throwaway character. His back story was very minimally fleshed out and the idea behind that was based on what Tom Hanks' character in Saving Private Ryan said, in which who he was before the war wasn't important, it was where they were now that was. Jack was pretty vanilla, and a stereotypical Brujah who had a passion, a sense of justice, and an inability to keep his mouth shut when he saw something he thought was wrong. He was the Gordon Ramsey of the Camarilla. Impossibly high standards and a love of shouting at people who failed to live up to them. Which was all you.

==Quote==
“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Song -

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccSTLvTsjP8 The Saddest Music in the World]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn. Kind of. He diablerized down to 8th while in frenzy when he thought she was dead. He didn't feel good about it (honestly? diablerie tastes great, no wonder elders are against it), but he didn't really shy away from the reasons why he did it when caught.''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again.''
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months. ''- post leaving Lucinde's service, Jack floundered. He liked being an archon, he like shouting at people and trying to help the smaller kindred get a fair shake. And forcing people to listen to him when he shouted.''
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek ''- That was some nice horsetrading. He was willing to sell himself back into service to save Katja. Something Anya wasn't willing to do for Paul.''
**wonder what that cost Pascek. ''- Not a lot.''
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him ''- Pretty much.''
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on ''- sadly, it wasn't the first time. He did give them their shot at him though.''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-26T17:18:28Z

Ajpursell: /* Retired Rumors - Now with Context */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He was a Brujah.


He was killed by friend of [[Tommy Truelove]] and [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna]], former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]].

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. He died alone.

==Allies==
They will forget him.

==Enemies==
Some died before him. Too many will live after him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There was one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

Originally he was a throwaway character. His back story was very minimally fleshed out and the idea behind that was based on what Tom Hanks' character in Saving Private Ryan said, in which who he was before the war wasn't important, it was where they were now that was. Jack was pretty vanilla, and a stereotypical Brujah who had a passion, a sense of justice, and an inability to keep his mouth shut when he saw something he thought was wrong. He was the Gordon Ramsey of the Camarilla. Impossibly high standards and a love of shouting at people who failed to live up to them. Which was all you.

==Quote==
“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

The dead don't have theme songs

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn. Kind of. He diablerized down to 8th while in frenzy when he thought she was dead. He didn't feel good about it (honestly? diablerie tastes great, no wonder elders are against it), but he didn't really shy away from the reasons why he did it when caught.''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again.''
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months. ''- post leaving Lucinde's service, Jack floundered. He liked being an archon, he like shouting at people and trying to help the smaller kindred get a fair shake. And forcing people to listen to him when he shouted.''
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek ''- That was some nice horsetrading. He was willing to sell himself back into service to save Katja. Something Anya wasn't willing to do for Paul.''
**wonder what that cost Pascek. ''- Not a lot.''
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him ''- Pretty much.''
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on ''- sadly, it wasn't the first time. He did give them their shot at him though.''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-26T17:16:33Z

Ajpursell: /* Retired Rumors - Now with Context */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He was a Brujah.


He was killed by friend of [[Tommy Truelove]] and [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna]], former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]].

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. He died alone.

==Allies==
They will forget him.

==Enemies==
Some died before him. Too many will live after him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There was one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

Originally he was a throwaway character. His back story was very minimally fleshed out and the idea behind that was based on what Tom Hanks' character in Saving Private Ryan said, in which who he was before the war wasn't important, it was where they were now that was. Jack was pretty vanilla, and a stereotypical Brujah who had a passion, a sense of justice, and an inability to keep his mouth shut when he saw something he thought was wrong. He was the Gordon Ramsey of the Camarilla. Impossibly high standards and a love of shouting at people who failed to live up to them. Which was all you.

==Quote==
“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

The dead don't have theme songs

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn. Kind of. He diablerized down to 8th while in frenzy when he thought she was dead. He didn't feel good about it (honestly? diablerie tastes great, no wonder elders are against it), but he didn't really shy away from the reasons why he did it when caught.''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months. "- post leaving Lucinde's service, Jack floundered. He liked being an archon, he like shouting at people and trying to help the smaller kindred get a fair shake."
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek "- That was some nice horsetrading. He was willing to sell himself back into service to save Katja. Something Anya wasn't willing to do for Paul"
**wonder what that cost Pascek. "- Not a lot."
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him "- Pretty much"
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on "- sadly, it wasn't the first time. He did give them their shot at him though"

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-26T17:13:15Z

Ajpursell: /* Retired Rumors - Now with Context */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He was a Brujah.


He was killed by friend of [[Tommy Truelove]] and [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna]], former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]].

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. He died alone.

==Allies==
They will forget him.

==Enemies==
Some died before him. Too many will live after him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There was one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

Originally he was a throwaway character. His back story was very minimally fleshed out and the idea behind that was based on what Tom Hanks' character in Saving Private Ryan said, in which who he was before the war wasn't important, it was where they were now that was. Jack was pretty vanilla, and a stereotypical Brujah who had a passion, a sense of justice, and an inability to keep his mouth shut when he saw something he thought was wrong. He was the Gordon Ramsey of the Camarilla. Impossibly high standards and a love of shouting at people who failed to live up to them. Which was all you.

==Quote==
“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

The dead don't have theme songs

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months. - post leaving Lucinde's service after the terrible ooc calls by the coords which kind of killed the consistency of the NPCs, Jack floundered. He liked being an archon, he like shouting at people and trying to help the smaller kindred get a fair shake.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek - That was some nice horsetrading. He was willing to sell himself back into service to save Katja. Something Anya wasn't willing to do for Paul
**wonder what that cost Pascek. - Not a lot.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him - Pretty much
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on - sadly, it wasn't the first time.

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-26T17:10:26Z

Ajpursell: /* Overview */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He was a Brujah.


He was killed by friend of [[Tommy Truelove]] and [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna]], former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]].

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. He died alone.

==Allies==
They will forget him.

==Enemies==
Some died before him. Too many will live after him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There was one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

Originally he was a throwaway character. His back story was very minimally fleshed out and the idea behind that was based on what Tom Hanks' character in Saving Private Ryan said, in which who he was before the war wasn't important, it was where they were now that was. Jack was pretty vanilla, and a stereotypical Brujah who had a passion, a sense of justice, and an inability to keep his mouth shut when he saw something he thought was wrong. He was the Gordon Ramsey of the Camarilla. Impossibly high standards and a love of shouting at people who failed to live up to them. Which was all you.

==Quote==
“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

The dead don't have theme songs

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek
**wonder what that cost Pascek.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-26T17:07:39Z

Ajpursell: /* Childer */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

He was the Gordon Ramsey of the Camarilla. Impossibly high standards and a love of shouting at people who failed to live up to them. Which was all you.

==Known History==

He was a Brujah.


He was killed by friend of [[Tommy Truelove]] and [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna]], former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]].

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. He died alone.

==Allies==
They will forget him.

==Enemies==
Some died before him. Too many will live after him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There was one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

The dead don't have theme songs

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek
**wonder what that cost Pascek.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-26T17:07:06Z

Ajpursell: /* Overview */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

He was the Gordon Ramsey of the Camarilla. Impossibly high standards and a love of shouting at people who failed to live up to them. Which was all you.

==Known History==

He was a Brujah.


He was killed by friend of [[Tommy Truelove]] and [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna]], former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]].

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. He died alone.

==Allies==
They will forget him.

==Enemies==
Some died before him. Too many will live after him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

The dead don't have theme songs

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek
**wonder what that cost Pascek.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-26T17:06:20Z

Ajpursell: /* Known History */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He was a Brujah.


He was killed by friend of [[Tommy Truelove]] and [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna]], former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]].

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. He died alone.

==Allies==
They will forget him.

==Enemies==
Some died before him. Too many will live after him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

The dead don't have theme songs

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek
**wonder what that cost Pascek.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on

Katja Nothing

2013-05-25T08:02:50Z

Ajpursell: /* Rumors */

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-25T08:00:57Z

Ajpursell: /* Known History */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He was a Brujah.


He was killed by friend of [[Tommy Truelove]] and [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna]]., former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]].

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. He died alone.

==Allies==
They will forget him.

==Enemies==
Some died before him. Too many will live after him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

The dead don't have theme songs

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek
**wonder what that cost Pascek.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-25T07:56:56Z

Ajpursell: /* Known History */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he served.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again as Archon to Justicar [[Jaroslave Pascek|Pascek]].

He was killed by friend of Tommy Truelove and [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna]]., former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]]

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. He died alone.

==Allies==
They will forget him.

==Enemies==
Some died before him. Too many will live after him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

The dead don't have theme songs

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek
**wonder what that cost Pascek.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-25T07:56:25Z

Ajpursell: /* Enemies */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he served.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again as Archon to Justicar [[Jaroslave Pascek|Pascek]].

He was killed by friend of Tommy Truelove and Tatiyana Pyotvitch, former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]]

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. He died alone.

==Allies==
They will forget him.

==Enemies==
Some died before him. Too many will live after him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

The dead don't have theme songs

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek
**wonder what that cost Pascek.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-25T07:56:14Z

Ajpursell: /* Enemies */

{{PCSummary
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|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

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__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he served.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again as Archon to Justicar [[Jaroslave Pascek|Pascek]].

He was killed by friend of Tommy Truelove and Tatiyana Pyotvitch, former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]]

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. He died alone.

==Allies==
They will forget him.

==Enemies==
Some died before him. Too many will live after him. .

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

The dead don't have theme songs

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek
**wonder what that cost Pascek.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-25T07:55:19Z

Ajpursell: /* Allies */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he served.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again as Archon to Justicar [[Jaroslave Pascek|Pascek]].

He was killed by friend of Tommy Truelove and Tatiyana Pyotvitch, former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]]

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. He died alone.

==Allies==
They will forget him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Ventrus|Members]] [[Liam Walker|of]] [[Lucia Walker|his]] [[Mikhail "Misha" Petrovich|own]] [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|clan]].

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

The dead don't have theme songs

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek
**wonder what that cost Pascek.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-25T07:54:59Z

Ajpursell: /* Coterie */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he served.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again as Archon to Justicar [[Jaroslave Pascek|Pascek]].

He was killed by friend of Tommy Truelove and Tatiyana Pyotvitch, former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]]

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. He died alone.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Ventrus|Members]] [[Liam Walker|of]] [[Lucia Walker|his]] [[Mikhail "Misha" Petrovich|own]] [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|clan]].

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

The dead don't have theme songs

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
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"I thought you said he was smart?"
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"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
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"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
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"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
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"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
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"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
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"I didn't realized I stuttered."
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"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
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"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
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That really is none of your business.
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"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
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"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
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"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
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"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
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"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek
**wonder what that cost Pascek.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-25T07:54:31Z

Ajpursell: /* Character Inspirations */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

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=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he served.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again as Archon to Justicar [[Jaroslave Pascek|Pascek]].

He was killed by friend of Tommy Truelove and Tatiyana Pyotvitch, former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]]

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. Although that may be slowly changing.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Ventrus|Members]] [[Liam Walker|of]] [[Lucia Walker|his]] [[Mikhail "Misha" Petrovich|own]] [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|clan]].

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

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==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

The dead don't have theme songs

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
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"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
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"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
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"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
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"I didn't realized I stuttered."
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"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
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"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
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"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek
**wonder what that cost Pascek.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-25T07:53:45Z

Ajpursell: /* Soundtrack */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he served.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again as Archon to Justicar [[Jaroslave Pascek|Pascek]].

He was killed by friend of Tommy Truelove and Tatiyana Pyotvitch, former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]]

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. Although that may be slowly changing.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Ventrus|Members]] [[Liam Walker|of]] [[Lucia Walker|his]] [[Mikhail "Misha" Petrovich|own]] [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|clan]].

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRim15-yOs|"Anya's not the Law. I am the Law."]

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Determinator?from=Main.TheDeterminator Determinator.]



==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

The dead don't have theme songs

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek
**wonder what that cost Pascek.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-25T07:52:30Z

Ajpursell: /* Retired Rumors - Now with Context */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he served.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again as Archon to Justicar [[Jaroslave Pascek|Pascek]].

He was killed by friend of Tommy Truelove and Tatiyana Pyotvitch, former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]]

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. Although that may be slowly changing.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Ventrus|Members]] [[Liam Walker|of]] [[Lucia Walker|his]] [[Mikhail "Misha" Petrovich|own]] [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|clan]].

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRim15-yOs|"Anya's not the Law. I am the Law."]

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Determinator?from=Main.TheDeterminator Determinator.]



==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek
**wonder what that cost Pascek.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-25T07:52:09Z

Ajpursell: /* Rumors */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he served.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again as Archon to Justicar [[Jaroslave Pascek|Pascek]].

He was killed by friend of Tommy Truelove and Tatiyana Pyotvitch, former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]]

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. Although that may be slowly changing.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Ventrus|Members]] [[Liam Walker|of]] [[Lucia Walker|his]] [[Mikhail "Misha" Petrovich|own]] [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|clan]].

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRim15-yOs|"Anya's not the Law. I am the Law."]

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Determinator?from=Main.TheDeterminator Determinator.]



==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
He's dead.

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-25T07:51:28Z

Ajpursell: /* Known History */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he served.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again as Archon to Justicar [[Jaroslave Pascek|Pascek]].

He was killed by friend of Tommy Truelove and Tatiyana Pyotvitch, former Prince, former Archon, [[Elias Beecher]]

He died hating all of you for being fucking terrible. He hopes there's a hell so he can wait for your there to continue yelling at you.

==Coterie==
None. Although that may be slowly changing.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Ventrus|Members]] [[Liam Walker|of]] [[Lucia Walker|his]] [[Mikhail "Misha" Petrovich|own]] [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|clan]].

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRim15-yOs|"Anya's not the Law. I am the Law."]

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Determinator?from=Main.TheDeterminator Determinator.]



==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek
**wonder what that cost Pascek.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-05-25T07:48:16Z

Ajpursell: moved Jack Sebastien to Jack Sebastien - Deceased

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|Position=Archon


|Status=5+2


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__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he served.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again as Archon to Justicar [[Jaroslave Pascek|Pascek]].

==Coterie==
None. Although that may be slowly changing.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Ventrus|Members]] [[Liam Walker|of]] [[Lucia Walker|his]] [[Mikhail "Misha" Petrovich|own]] [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|clan]].

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRim15-yOs|"Anya's not the Law. I am the Law."]

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Determinator?from=Main.TheDeterminator Determinator.]



==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek
**wonder what that cost Pascek.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien

2013-05-25T07:48:16Z

Ajpursell: moved Jack Sebastien to Jack Sebastien - Deceased

#REDIRECT [[Jack Sebastien - Deceased]]

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-03-27T06:06:30Z

Ajpursell: /* Rumors */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=None


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

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=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he served.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again as Archon to Justicar [[Jaroslave Pascek|Pascek]].

==Coterie==
None. Although that may be slowly changing.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Ventrus|Members]] [[Liam Walker|of]] [[Lucia Walker|his]] [[Mikhail "Misha" Petrovich|own]] [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|clan]].

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRim15-yOs|"Anya's not the Law. I am the Law."]

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Determinator?from=Main.TheDeterminator Determinator.]



==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek
**wonder what that cost Pascek.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him
*He may be more bothered that his own clan tried to kill him than he let's on

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Elias Beecher

2013-02-06T17:06:19Z

Ajpursell: /* Enemies */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Tremere


|Coterie=None


|Position=None


|Status=0


|Domain=Good Question


|Path=Humanity


|rating=2


|p=[elias.beecher@gmail.com]

}}

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=Overview=
[[Image:Elias.jpg|thumb|right|Picture courtesy of Meredith Gerber]]
'''Alias(es): '''

None Used

'''Real Name: '''

Unknown

'''Apparent Age: '''

10 Years Old

'''Physical description:'''

A 10 year old boy with blond-brown hair, a slight build, and an omnipresent set of glasses and 'Slytherin' scarf. Looks a bit like the protagonist of the movie 'A Christmas Story', albeit with a pale complexion to match his humanity level.

'''Detailed Status: ''' 

None, with confirmed blood hunts in:

*Dayton, OH
*Chicago, IL
*Black Hawk County, IA
*Philadelphia, PA
*Eureka, CA
*St. Louis, MO
*Sacramento, CA

=Character Information=

==Known History==

It is largely unknown to Kindred society how it is that Elias Beecher came to become Embraced, but his nature is clear to anyone who meets him -- he was embraced long before full physical maturity, at the approximate age of 10. If there was a specific reason as to why a member of Clan Tremere thought a boy of that age would make an acceptable addition to the clan, Elias rarely speaks of it, and his clan has offered no specific opinion. Regardless, in a century of existence, Elias Beecher has apparently proven his worth to his Clan and they permit him to exist.

Elias is known as a scientist and researcher of a very controversial topic -- beings commonly referred to as demons. His admitted expertise in affairs concerning such beings has placed a notable stigma on his name within the Camarilla, and despite a litany of accomplishments and associated standing, rumors about the true nature of his expertise combined with his physical appearance makes Elias the favored target of malicious gossip.

If such whispers trouble Elias, he does not often show it. He has a well developed, sarcastic sense of humor that he does not hesitate to invoke, and his expertise, while considered controversial, have left no few Kindred in fear of his capabilities. He presents himself as a polite, professional scholar who professes a genuine desire to ensure the safety of the Camarilla through ensuring demonic entities do not trouble its members. The truth of that claim, however, is anyone's guess.

In 2010, Elias was known to be involved with the cadre of Kindred who recently contained the artifact called 'the Eye of Hazmiel', allegedly just before the wielder wrought tremendous devastation . Many people scoff at the notion that a Kindred of such questionable reputation 'saved the world'.

In April 2011, to the amazement of much of the Kindred world, Elias Beecher was named an Archon to Justicar Maris Streck. Many wonder what dire peril the world must be in for the Justicar to turn to such a questionable figure for assistance, but it is clear that Beecher has wasted no time in getting to work. The new Archon has been seen in a number of domains across North America since his appointment, often in the company of [[Jacob Black]], interrogating a number of Kindred ... none of which have emerged from such questioning to be seen again. For better or for worse, this has only increased Beecher's dread reputation. In July 2011, Beecher attended the Conclave in Columbus as Justicar Streck's representative. This astonished many observers, including the Malkavians present.

At the Midwinter event of 2012, Beecher announced very suddenly to those assembling for the conflict with the Baali that he had been fired from his position as an Archon and stripped of further standing for what he said was 'the embrace of tactics deemed unacceptable by Justicar Streck'. He related that Clan Tremere had earlier that evening banished an incredibly potent demon that was empowering Moloch, and led a small strike team of Tremere, Brujah and Gangrel into the Baali stronghold within Africa. When he did not return from this conflict, many assumed his death. However, he arrived back in Milwaukee the next night, seemingly unharmed, explaining to many that he had teleported away after getting his team through the Baali fortress, as he had become aware a collected force of Camarilla members intended to assassinate him once the battle was complete and thus left after completing his duty so as to avoid a conflict while weakened. Beecher noted to many that he presumed that the forces that were going to 'cowardly attack him with a knife in the back in the dark of Africa' wouldn't dare attempt anything to his face, when he was no longer weakened from extended fighting. He was apparently correct -- Elias went about his business for the entire evening without disturbance, and left at the end of the evening to Vienna at Justicar Lothorius's insistence.

While what happened in Vienna is unclear, Elias Beecher was public stripped of all his standing by Justicars Streck and Lothorius, though he was not killed or punished further at that time. After the Columbus Grand Elysium in 2012, Beecher mysteriously vanished for months, though seemed to have returned in some fashion, if his 'celebratory' notes to the Camarilla regarding Saul Good's death and other antagonistic comments are any indication. Whatever has happened to him, it seems that the formerly taciturn and polite Elias Beecher is a thing of the past. Beecher continued to attend public gatherings, both in his home domain and elsewhere, with his dread reputation following him wherever he went. Whispers have started that he is more potent than ever before. Few dare challenge him in person, and even his own clan appeared increasingly hesitant around him.

At Midwinter 2013, after several public confrontations with his clanmates, Elias Beecher was announced as having been stripped of his remaining status and several domains bloodhunted him for rumored infernalism. He also allegedly attempted to kill [[Murray]] the Prince of Black Hawk County, Iowa for unknown reasons, killing a bystander in the process. The former Prince and former Archon has quickly become one of the most wanted criminals in the Camarilla, with his own clan leading the pursuit.

==Coterie==

Elias Beecher was part of a Tremere sub-group that deals specifically with researching -- and occasionally confronting -- demonic beings called The Horned Society. However, in the wake of his apparent dishonor and rumors of his 'rogue' status, it is unclear if ANYONE wants to be caught dealing with such a Kindred of ill reputation.

==Allies==

*[[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna]]
*[[Jacob Black]]
*[[Tommy Truelove]]
*[[Lucas Ballard]]
*[[Lena!]]

==Enemies==

Considering his recent bloodhunts, this list should be 'pretty much everyone', but in particular:

*[[Saul Good]]
*[[Jack Sebastien]] - Because Elias is a WInger fan.

==Sire==

Unknown

==Childer==

*[[Joseph Kaplan]]
*[[Walter Leeds]]
*[[Marylou Creviston]]
*[[Seth Dolan]]

==Broodmates==

None Known

==Character Inspirations==
[[Image:Beecher Reference.jpeg|thumb|right|Remember, you are talking to someone who looks like this.]]

Higure from ''Blood Alone''

Abby from ''Let Me In''

Regent Nikoli from ''Chicago by Night''

A healthy dose of ''X-Files'' meets H.P. Lovecraft

==Soundtrack==

"Secret" -- The Pierces

"Half The Man" -- Methodic Doubt & Kopius Few

"Strange Times" -- Black Keys

"Adagio in G Minor" -- Tomaso Albinoni

"Piano Sonata D.960" -- Franz Schubert

"String Quartet In C-Sharp Minor, Op. 131" -- Ludwig Von Beethoven

==Quotes==

"I am a scientist, not a 3rd Edition Paladin here to smite evil with my holy broadsword. Leave the high and mighty theatrics to the morally overcompensating. "

"I thought I would never say this, but here it is. I...require an adult." -- As Sheriff of Baltimore, when in need of an 'adult' Kindred to cover his appearance somewhere.

"I saved the world, you know. A thank you now and again would be nice."

"You will answer my questions. You will do so in a truthful and concise manner. Any deviation from these directions will result in severe penalties that would make placing you in torpor and sending you back a distant and unobtainable mercy. Have I made myself clear?" -- To an interrogation suspect, in May 2011

[[Jacob Black]]: "I like Elias, but in the same way you like a Boa Constrictor. That is, as long as you can see it, and it is not around your own neck."

Unknown: "I don't know how he does it. It's like he made doing things you are not supposed to be able to get away with into a successful career."

At Midwinter 2011 to a Malkavian in a revealing corset: "I can't look at you, you aren't PG13"

"I will smile as I burn that bitch to ashes." -- said regarding [[Selene Lazarion]]

==Rumors==
[[Image:shirt.jpg|thumb|right|Elias seems to have a favorite shirt]]

*Elias Beecher is very commonly rumored to be an infernalist, though the Tremere Justicar's office has officially denied this. 
*While collecting rare ritual components, Elias was once forced to sneak into a White Snake concert. Even though the components were located within 10 minutes, he remained until the very end thus beginning his filthy obsession with 80's hair bands. Winger is rumored to be his favorite.
*Most Assamites hate Elias due to his rumored infernalism, but he has maintained an odd friendship with [[Jimbo Johnson]], apparently because Elias enjoyed his movies for the 'keen existential statements they make'.
*Due to their physical similarities and seemingly close relationship, some believe [[Erin Landen]] may be his mother ... and sire.
*Frequently seen sporting a 'Magneto was Right' T shirt. Beecher seems to find the fictional character's beliefs regarding the tendency of the masses to fear and destroy what is different to be applicable to his own situation, and wears the shirt as a sort of political statement. On the other hand, Elias might just be a supervillan.
*He seems to have a friendly relationship with [[Michael Crison]], allegedly because they were both embraced as children and are both Archons. They were even overheard joking about attending the New Orleans Gathering with one riding the others shoulders so they could be a 'full sized Archon with all of the crazy magical powers'.
*He refuses to use Tremere rituals that allow aging because he likes to use his lack of physical age to his advantage.
*Elias enjoys baiting people in letters concerning political discourse, most especially if they have never met in person--the look on their face when greeted for the first time by his immature appearance is priceless. In fact, he always has a ghoul nearby to take a snapshot of the dropped jaws.
*Elias goes trick-or-treating. Every year. He rotates between being a robot and a dinosaur..
*At Midwinter 2012, after speaking to [[Katja Nothing]] privately at length in what appeared to be a very serious manner, a few Kindred noticed that he concluded the conversation by standing on his tiptoes, embracing her, and kissing her on the cheek.
*Beecher is allegedly on friendly terms with [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna]], to the point where the later publicly hugs Elias when they encounter each other. How the champion of humane philosophy and an amoral blood magician came to be close associates is anyone's guess.
*It is said that [[Erin Landen]] returned from the dead, and that Beecher was somehow responsible for this occurring.
*Elias was interviewed by [[Crash & Burn]] and as a result is one of the few Kindred who could identify the Kindred responsible for the 'gossip rag'.
*For a feared Tremere assassin, Beecher does not seem to be very good at killing anyone he targets ... his last two rumored targets [[Murray]] and [[Drake Mathewson]] both evaded his grasp.

Jaroslav Pascek

2013-02-05T16:17:27Z

Ajpursell: /* Rumors */

Jaroslav Pascek

2013-02-05T16:15:48Z

Ajpursell: /* Archons and Agents of the Brujah Office */

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-02-05T16:09:17Z

Ajpursell: /* Rumors */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=None


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he served.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again as Archon to Justicar [[Jaroslave Pascek|Pascek]].

==Coterie==
None. Although that may be slowly changing.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Ventrus|Members]] [[Liam Walker|of]] [[Lucia Walker|his]] [[Mikhail "Misha" Petrovich|own]] [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|clan]].

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRim15-yOs|"Anya's not the Law. I am the Law."]

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Determinator?from=Main.TheDeterminator Determinator.]



==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's an archon again, but to Pascek
**wonder what that cost Pascek.
***Lucinde probably paid Pascek to take him

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-02-04T17:44:17Z

Ajpursell: /* Enemies */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=None


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he served.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again as Archon to Justicar [[Jaroslave Pascek|Pascek]].

==Coterie==
None. Although that may be slowly changing.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Ventrus|Members]] [[Liam Walker|of]] [[Lucia Walker|his]] [[Mikhail "Misha" Petrovich|own]] [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|clan]].

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRim15-yOs|"Anya's not the Law. I am the Law."]

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Determinator?from=Main.TheDeterminator Determinator.]



==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's back working for someone, but who?

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-02-04T17:43:47Z

Ajpursell: /* Enemies */

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=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he served.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again as Archon to Justicar [[Jaroslave Pascek|Pascek]].

==Coterie==
None. Although that may be slowly changing.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

Members [[Ventrus]] [[Liam Walker|of]] [[Lucia Walker|his]] [[Mikhail "Misha" Petrovich|own]] [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|clan]]. But he's been explicitly told he can't go after one of them.

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRim15-yOs|"Anya's not the Law. I am the Law."]

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Determinator?from=Main.TheDeterminator Determinator.]



==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's back working for someone, but who?

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-02-04T17:37:45Z

Ajpursell:

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=None


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he served.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again as Archon to Justicar [[Jaroslave Pascek|Pascek]].

==Coterie==
None. Although that may be slowly changing.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

His own clan.

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRim15-yOs|"Anya's not the Law. I am the Law."]

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Determinator?from=Main.TheDeterminator Determinator.]



==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's back working for someone, but who?

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-01-29T02:50:30Z

Ajpursell: /* Rumors */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=None


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar Lucinde. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he serves.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again.

==Coterie==
None. People used to claim him in theirs, but he's pretty much determined to be a free agent and rapidly becoming a liability.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

His own clan.

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRim15-yOs|"Anya's not the Law. I am the Law."]

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Determinator?from=Main.TheDeterminator Determinator.]



==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
*He's back working for someone, but who?

==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-01-29T02:49:58Z

Ajpursell: /* Quotes */

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=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar Lucinde. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he serves.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again.

==Coterie==
None. People used to claim him in theirs, but he's pretty much determined to be a free agent and rapidly becoming a liability.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

His own clan.

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRim15-yOs|"Anya's not the Law. I am the Law."]

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Determinator?from=Main.TheDeterminator Determinator.]



==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----


==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-01-29T02:49:26Z

Ajpursell: /* Quotes */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=None


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

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=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar Lucinde. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he serves.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again.

==Coterie==
None. People used to claim him in theirs, but he's pretty much determined to be a free agent and rapidly becoming a liability.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

His own clan.

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRim15-yOs|"Anya's not the Law. I am the Law."]

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Determinator?from=Main.TheDeterminator Determinator.]



==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
"Bought and paid for, Jackie Boy."
----
<!--
From the Roast of [[Shanghai Kelly]]

As a former Archon, your picky to a lot of facts and stories in your head, and there's one I'd like to share with you now.

So, Shanghai Kelly heard that [[Art Morgan]] was looking for Archons, since heíd just been made Justicar and needed people. And, since most of you here have met Shanghai, you know that he'd just show up, unannounced, start talking, and work his way in.

"So, what can you do?" Art Morgan asks.

Now Shanghai wasn't born yesterday and he knew his job was on the line. He needed the best and the brightest our society had to offer."
So he traveled the world to collect some of the Cam's best and brightest. And he took them into Art Morgan's hazy, hazy crib. The tension in the air was thicker than the fog in the bay on the night he's dumping the bodies.

There was some discreet puff, puff pass action from the Justicar and then he looked Kelly right in his good eye and said... "Show me what you've got, Archon."

Shanghai smiles his snake-oil selling grin, that he won of ol' scratch in a game of whist back in ought-four. "Well Art, I'm glad you asked, right glad indeed. We start in Elysium, a rolling green lawn of a place, with [[Dean Famularo]], his nose twitching like a rutting pig in heat, is sniffing for buried snakes, like they were the finest of french truffles. He digs one out, pulling on this trouser snake, like there's an abstinencetrain coming and he wants something to pretend to atone for. Now, Dean, being an otaku, and that it's in clan, let's out a mighty shart, and inky black tentacles erupt, choking this snake, like it was a chicken for Sunday dinner.

Then, along comes [[Jacen Pompeii]], and he's investigating master control of the mid-Atlantic, [[Roscoe Gordon]], acting the part of an independent Prince assumes the contrary position and the Archon charges up his anger into a little known Brujah power called [http://i36.tinypic.com/34fh8iu.jpg Flaming Broomstick] and makes his case to Prince Gordon until Gordon changes opinion to see Jacen's light. Justicar [[Cock Robin]] appears and makes him and Archon at which point Archon Gordon realize's, 'oh my god, Jacen Pompeii raped me!'

And then came [[Johnathan_Gwynn|Johnny Giovanni]]. I mean Johnny Gwynn. I mean... let's just call him what his mother named him: 'Daigo Kardashian'. He was crawling on his hands and using [[Kate Davidson]] as a hat in what the eye-tlian necromancers like to call a 'Venetian Afterbirth.' He comes to a glass table where Archon [[Eva Luna]] and Sexretary [[Devon Thane]] casting the Ritual called the [http://www.somekindofawesome.com/storage/post-images/scissor_sisters.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1335388410981 Rubbing of the Thaumaturgical Scissors] and vomits blood over them called [http://img.archiexpo.com/images_ae/photo-m2/contemporary-glass-table-258887.jpg Glass Bottomed Gondala].

''This may need to be edited for the harpy report.''

As we come to the emotional center of the act, [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|Anya]], who seems to have more questionable kindred slid into her than the domain of Tampa steps up. She squats over the burning black chest of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moloch Moloch]. Squirming as if possessed by a milleneials old spirit, she grimaces and grunts and expunges her blood congealed into a slimy solid form and, there in front of [http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l594/Siskoid/Splashes/splash-elvira-10.jpg Caine] with 'e' and Camarilla she shits out a Hartford Steamer, atop of Moloch's chest. Few others could take such a colossal dump on the representatives of the Camarilla, but she did. Almost as if she was shitting on the Camarilla itself. And then the blood in the shit congealed and that mighty dump turned into goddam [[Paul Walker]]. With a grin and a wink at the crowd, Moloch, Anya, Paul Walker and his ego, slip out of space and time to complete the Pocket Foursome.

Rushing in to put a stop to the insanity and save the soul of the Sect, in rush Archons [[Nicholas Tept]] and [[Saul Good]], an unholy buddy cop duo with Saul saying "I'm too crazy for this year," and he slips into frenzy

Tept rushing to his aid says 'I can infuse Saul Good with my purity!' And proceeds to unzip his pants and drops them on the floor and there... there is a weapon in the fight for good and lightness. For you see, Nicholas Tept does not have the genitals of a normal kindred. For once, several years ago, he lost his powerful sorcerer's cock and balls to [[Francis Merovin]] in a poker game - which is incidentally how Archon Merevin got his magic groove back. There instead of the groin so common to normal men on Magus Tept was a proud magestic unicorn horn strap on. And god as my witness he gently bent saul good over the back of a couch and started to "infuse" Saul Good on the spot. In and out, in and out, he was infused with so much purity that is started to leak out of Saul Good's cock faster than [[Elias Beecher]] could catch it."

Art Morgan lets out a strangled gasp, "Beecher?"

Shanghai's crocodile like grin, letting off it's foul malicious taint, spreads wider. "Oh yes, for Archon Beecher, is there, acting as the plucky stage hand that get's his lucky break and is made into a star."

Soon in an effort to perserve the holy mana which would be necessary to fight the Raid Boss, and save society until next winter, Saul grabbed Elias gently yet firmly by the ears and used his mouth to catch the glistening holy balm. And Elias, despite the fact it burned his unholy flesh took it all inside him. Then he pulled away and a quizical look flashed over his chereub-esque features. 'Wait, that doesn't taste like holy mana, it tastes like bleach.'. ... Holy [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Nyarlathotep.jpg/200px-Nyarlathotep.jpg Nyarlathotep], Saul Good just raped me."

"It's not Rape," cried Saul Good, still with Nick Tept's rampant horn clenched between his asscheeks. ìIt's a secret ritual of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Saint_Michael Order of St. Michael]. It's a secret Tremere demon-fighting rite... I learned it from Selene. ... ... Sweet Jesus, [[Selene Lazarion]] raped me."

So, Shanghai finishes, hands clasped together against his chest, chuckling to himself having recounted the whole act.

Art Morgan was outraged. He stood, looking solemly at the assembeled Avengers of Fire and in a low rumbling voice that sounded like rocks grind together he asked "What, Archon Kelly, is this?"

Shanghai removes his hat and leans in, pulling down his glasses so you can see his one good eye, "Well sir, you see before you the heroes of the Camarilla. The best and brightest we have to offer in these dark time. I give you.... [http://spud.wetfish.net/b/the-joke.jpg The Aristocrats]."
--/>

==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Seamus MacGregor

2013-01-29T02:45:28Z

Ajpursell: /* Quotes */

Lena!

2013-01-28T06:14:20Z

Ajpursell: /* Rumors */

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-01-21T22:44:18Z

Ajpursell: /* Soundtrack */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=None


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar Lucinde. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he serves.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again.

==Coterie==
None. People used to claim him in theirs, but he's pretty much determined to be a free agent and rapidly becoming a liability.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

His own clan.

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRim15-yOs|"Anya's not the Law. I am the Law."]

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Determinator?from=Main.TheDeterminator Determinator.]



==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT2i2UylxJ0 T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
From the Roast of [[Shanghai Kelly]]

As a former Archon, your picky to a lot of facts and stories in your head, and there's one I'd like to share with you now.

So, Shanghai Kelly heard that [[Art Morgan]] was looking for Archons, since heíd just been made Justicar and needed people. And, since most of you here have met Shanghai, you know that he'd just show up, unannounced, start talking, and work his way in.

"So, what can you do?" Art Morgan asks.

Now Shanghai wasn't born yesterday and he knew his job was on the line. He needed the best and the brightest our society had to offer."
So he traveled the world to collect some of the Cam's best and brightest. And he took them into Art Morgan's hazy, hazy crib. The tension in the air was thicker than the fog in the bay on the night he's dumping the bodies.

There was some discreet puff, puff pass action from the Justicar and then he looked Kelly right in his good eye and said... "Show me what you've got, Archon."

Shanghai smiles his snake-oil selling grin, that he won of ol' scratch in a game of whist back in ought-four. "Well Art, I'm glad you asked, right glad indeed. We start in Elysium, a rolling green lawn of a place, with [[Dean Famularo]], his nose twitching like a rutting pig in heat, is sniffing for buried snakes, like they were the finest of french truffles. He digs one out, pulling on this trouser snake, like there's an abstinencetrain coming and he wants something to pretend to atone for. Now, Dean, being an otaku, and that it's in clan, let's out a mighty shart, and inky black tentacles erupt, choking this snake, like it was a chicken for Sunday dinner.

Then, along comes [[Jacen Pompeii]], and he's investigating master control of the mid-Atlantic, [[Roscoe Gordon]], acting the part of an independent Prince assumes the contrary position and the Archon charges up his anger into a little known Brujah power called [http://i36.tinypic.com/34fh8iu.jpg Flaming Broomstick] and makes his case to Prince Gordon until Gordon changes opinion to see Jacen's light. Justicar [[Cock Robin]] appears and makes him and Archon at which point Archon Gordon realize's, 'oh my god, Jacen Pompeii raped me!'

And then came [[Johnathan_Gwynn|Johnny Giovanni]]. I mean Johnny Gwynn. I mean... let's just call him what his mother named him: 'Daigo Kardashian'. He was crawling on his hands and using [[Kate Davidson]] as a hat in what the eye-tlian necromancers like to call a 'Venetian Afterbirth.' He comes to a glass table where Archon [[Eva Luna]] and Sexretary [[Devon Thane]] casting the Ritual called the [http://www.somekindofawesome.com/storage/post-images/scissor_sisters.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1335388410981 Rubbing of the Thaumaturgical Scissors] and vomits blood over them called [http://img.archiexpo.com/images_ae/photo-m2/contemporary-glass-table-258887.jpg Glass Bottomed Gondala].

''This may need to be edited for the harpy report.''

As we come to the emotional center of the act, [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|Anya]], who seems to have more questionable kindred slid into her than the domain of Tampa steps up. She squats over the burning black chest of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moloch Moloch]. Squirming as if possessed by a milleneials old spirit, she grimaces and grunts and expunges her blood congealed into a slimy solid form and, there in front of [http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l594/Siskoid/Splashes/splash-elvira-10.jpg Caine] with 'e' and Camarilla she shits out a Hartford Steamer, atop of Moloch's chest. Few others could take such a colossal dump on the representatives of the Camarilla, but she did. Almost as if she was shitting on the Camarilla itself. And then the blood in the shit congealed and that mighty dump turned into goddam [[Paul Walker]]. With a grin and a wink at the crowd, Moloch, Anya, Paul Walker and his ego, slip out of space and time to complete the Pocket Foursome.

Rushing in to put a stop to the insanity and save the soul of the Sect, in rush Archons [[Nicholas Tept]] and [[Saul Good]], an unholy buddy cop duo with Saul saying "I'm too crazy for this year," and he slips into frenzy

Tept rushing to his aid says 'I can infuse Saul Good with my purity!' And proceeds to unzip his pants and drops them on the floor and there... there is a weapon in the fight for good and lightness. For you see, Nicholas Tept does not have the genitals of a normal kindred. For once, several years ago, he lost his powerful sorcerer's cock and balls to [[Francis Merovin]] in a poker game - which is incidentally how Archon Merevin got his magic groove back. There instead of the groin so common to normal men on Magus Tept was a proud magestic unicorn horn strap on. And god as my witness he gently bent saul good over the back of a couch and started to "infuse" Saul Good on the spot. In and out, in and out, he was infused with so much purity that is started to leak out of Saul Good's cock faster than [[Elias Beecher]] could catch it."

Art Morgan lets out a strangled gasp, "Beecher?"

Shanghai's crocodile like grin, letting off it's foul malicious taint, spreads wider. "Oh yes, for Archon Beecher, is there, acting as the plucky stage hand that get's his lucky break and is made into a star."

Soon in an effort to perserve the holy mana which would be necessary to fight the Raid Boss, and save society until next winter, Saul grabbed Elias gently yet firmly by the ears and used his mouth to catch the glistening holy balm. And Elias, despite the fact it burned his unholy flesh took it all inside him. Then he pulled away and a quizical look flashed over his chereub-esque features. 'Wait, that doesn't taste like holy mana, it tastes like bleach.'. ... Holy [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Nyarlathotep.jpg/200px-Nyarlathotep.jpg Nyarlathotep], Saul Good just raped me."

"It's not Rape," cried Saul Good, still with Nick Tept's rampant horn clenched between his asscheeks. ìIt's a secret ritual of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Saint_Michael Order of St. Michael]. It's a secret Tremere demon-fighting rite... I learned it from Selene. ... ... Sweet Jesus, [[Selene Lazarion]] raped me."

So, Shanghai finishes, hands clasped together against his chest, chuckling to himself having recounted the whole act.

Art Morgan was outraged. He stood, looking solemly at the assembeled Avengers of Fire and in a low rumbling voice that sounded like rocks grind together he asked "What, Archon Kelly, is this?"

Shanghai removes his hat and leans in, pulling down his glasses so you can see his one good eye, "Well sir, you see before you the heroes of the Camarilla. The best and brightest we have to offer in these dark time. I give you.... [http://spud.wetfish.net/b/the-joke.jpg The Aristocrats]."

==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-01-21T21:37:50Z

Ajpursell: /* Character Inspirations */

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=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar Lucinde. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he serves.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again.

==Coterie==
None. People used to claim him in theirs, but he's pretty much determined to be a free agent and rapidly becoming a liability.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

His own clan.

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRim15-yOs|"Anya's not the Law. I am the Law."]

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Determinator?from=Main.TheDeterminator Determinator.]



==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXKSuHuYslU T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
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"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
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"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
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"I didn't realized I stuttered."
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"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
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"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
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That really is none of your business.
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"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
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"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
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"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
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"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
From the Roast of [[Shanghai Kelly]]

As a former Archon, your picky to a lot of facts and stories in your head, and there's one I'd like to share with you now.

So, Shanghai Kelly heard that [[Art Morgan]] was looking for Archons, since heíd just been made Justicar and needed people. And, since most of you here have met Shanghai, you know that he'd just show up, unannounced, start talking, and work his way in.

"So, what can you do?" Art Morgan asks.

Now Shanghai wasn't born yesterday and he knew his job was on the line. He needed the best and the brightest our society had to offer."
So he traveled the world to collect some of the Cam's best and brightest. And he took them into Art Morgan's hazy, hazy crib. The tension in the air was thicker than the fog in the bay on the night he's dumping the bodies.

There was some discreet puff, puff pass action from the Justicar and then he looked Kelly right in his good eye and said... "Show me what you've got, Archon."

Shanghai smiles his snake-oil selling grin, that he won of ol' scratch in a game of whist back in ought-four. "Well Art, I'm glad you asked, right glad indeed. We start in Elysium, a rolling green lawn of a place, with [[Dean Famularo]], his nose twitching like a rutting pig in heat, is sniffing for buried snakes, like they were the finest of french truffles. He digs one out, pulling on this trouser snake, like there's an abstinencetrain coming and he wants something to pretend to atone for. Now, Dean, being an otaku, and that it's in clan, let's out a mighty shart, and inky black tentacles erupt, choking this snake, like it was a chicken for Sunday dinner.

Then, along comes [[Jacen Pompeii]], and he's investigating master control of the mid-Atlantic, [[Roscoe Gordon]], acting the part of an independent Prince assumes the contrary position and the Archon charges up his anger into a little known Brujah power called [http://i36.tinypic.com/34fh8iu.jpg Flaming Broomstick] and makes his case to Prince Gordon until Gordon changes opinion to see Jacen's light. Justicar [[Cock Robin]] appears and makes him and Archon at which point Archon Gordon realize's, 'oh my god, Jacen Pompeii raped me!'

And then came [[Johnathan_Gwynn|Johnny Giovanni]]. I mean Johnny Gwynn. I mean... let's just call him what his mother named him: 'Daigo Kardashian'. He was crawling on his hands and using [[Kate Davidson]] as a hat in what the eye-tlian necromancers like to call a 'Venetian Afterbirth.' He comes to a glass table where Archon [[Eva Luna]] and Sexretary [[Devon Thane]] casting the Ritual called the [http://www.somekindofawesome.com/storage/post-images/scissor_sisters.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1335388410981 Rubbing of the Thaumaturgical Scissors] and vomits blood over them called [http://img.archiexpo.com/images_ae/photo-m2/contemporary-glass-table-258887.jpg Glass Bottomed Gondala].

''This may need to be edited for the harpy report.''

As we come to the emotional center of the act, [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|Anya]], who seems to have more questionable kindred slid into her than the domain of Tampa steps up. She squats over the burning black chest of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moloch Moloch]. Squirming as if possessed by a milleneials old spirit, she grimaces and grunts and expunges her blood congealed into a slimy solid form and, there in front of [http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l594/Siskoid/Splashes/splash-elvira-10.jpg Caine] with 'e' and Camarilla she shits out a Hartford Steamer, atop of Moloch's chest. Few others could take such a colossal dump on the representatives of the Camarilla, but she did. Almost as if she was shitting on the Camarilla itself. And then the blood in the shit congealed and that mighty dump turned into goddam [[Paul Walker]]. With a grin and a wink at the crowd, Moloch, Anya, Paul Walker and his ego, slip out of space and time to complete the Pocket Foursome.

Rushing in to put a stop to the insanity and save the soul of the Sect, in rush Archons [[Nicholas Tept]] and [[Saul Good]], an unholy buddy cop duo with Saul saying "I'm too crazy for this year," and he slips into frenzy

Tept rushing to his aid says 'I can infuse Saul Good with my purity!' And proceeds to unzip his pants and drops them on the floor and there... there is a weapon in the fight for good and lightness. For you see, Nicholas Tept does not have the genitals of a normal kindred. For once, several years ago, he lost his powerful sorcerer's cock and balls to [[Francis Merovin]] in a poker game - which is incidentally how Archon Merevin got his magic groove back. There instead of the groin so common to normal men on Magus Tept was a proud magestic unicorn horn strap on. And god as my witness he gently bent saul good over the back of a couch and started to "infuse" Saul Good on the spot. In and out, in and out, he was infused with so much purity that is started to leak out of Saul Good's cock faster than [[Elias Beecher]] could catch it."

Art Morgan lets out a strangled gasp, "Beecher?"

Shanghai's crocodile like grin, letting off it's foul malicious taint, spreads wider. "Oh yes, for Archon Beecher, is there, acting as the plucky stage hand that get's his lucky break and is made into a star."

Soon in an effort to perserve the holy mana which would be necessary to fight the Raid Boss, and save society until next winter, Saul grabbed Elias gently yet firmly by the ears and used his mouth to catch the glistening holy balm. And Elias, despite the fact it burned his unholy flesh took it all inside him. Then he pulled away and a quizical look flashed over his chereub-esque features. 'Wait, that doesn't taste like holy mana, it tastes like bleach.'. ... Holy [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Nyarlathotep.jpg/200px-Nyarlathotep.jpg Nyarlathotep], Saul Good just raped me."

"It's not Rape," cried Saul Good, still with Nick Tept's rampant horn clenched between his asscheeks. ìIt's a secret ritual of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Saint_Michael Order of St. Michael]. It's a secret Tremere demon-fighting rite... I learned it from Selene. ... ... Sweet Jesus, [[Selene Lazarion]] raped me."

So, Shanghai finishes, hands clasped together against his chest, chuckling to himself having recounted the whole act.

Art Morgan was outraged. He stood, looking solemly at the assembeled Avengers of Fire and in a low rumbling voice that sounded like rocks grind together he asked "What, Archon Kelly, is this?"

Shanghai removes his hat and leans in, pulling down his glasses so you can see his one good eye, "Well sir, you see before you the heroes of the Camarilla. The best and brightest we have to offer in these dark time. I give you.... [http://spud.wetfish.net/b/the-joke.jpg The Aristocrats]."

==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-01-21T21:32:34Z

Ajpursell: /* Enemies */

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=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar Lucinde. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he serves.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again.

==Coterie==
None. People used to claim him in theirs, but he's pretty much determined to be a free agent and rapidly becoming a liability.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

His own clan.

Himself.

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him.

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[V.O.] My name is Jack Sebastien. I used to be an Archon, until...

Jack: [Standing on an observation deck in Berlin] I hope that whatever Pascek gave you was worth it. I quit.

[V.O.] When you're burned, you've got nothing. No status, no boons, no position. You're stuck in whatever domain they decide to dump you in.

Jack: Where am I?
 Katja: I got you matching collars. One for you. One for the Ocelot.

[V.O.] You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-primogen...

Cassandra Lynn-Day: Shall we stake them?

[V.O.] An old friend who used to inform on you to the Ventrue...

Jack Rogan: You know Archons. Bunch of bitchy little girls.

[V.O.] ''Family'' too...

Rogan: Hey, is that you texting Katja again?

[V.O.] ...if you're desperate.

Katja: Someone needs their balls kicked, Jack.

[V.O.] Bottom line is: as long as you're burned, you're not going anywhere.


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXKSuHuYslU T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
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"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
From the Roast of [[Shanghai Kelly]]

As a former Archon, your picky to a lot of facts and stories in your head, and there's one I'd like to share with you now.

So, Shanghai Kelly heard that [[Art Morgan]] was looking for Archons, since heíd just been made Justicar and needed people. And, since most of you here have met Shanghai, you know that he'd just show up, unannounced, start talking, and work his way in.

"So, what can you do?" Art Morgan asks.

Now Shanghai wasn't born yesterday and he knew his job was on the line. He needed the best and the brightest our society had to offer."
So he traveled the world to collect some of the Cam's best and brightest. And he took them into Art Morgan's hazy, hazy crib. The tension in the air was thicker than the fog in the bay on the night he's dumping the bodies.

There was some discreet puff, puff pass action from the Justicar and then he looked Kelly right in his good eye and said... "Show me what you've got, Archon."

Shanghai smiles his snake-oil selling grin, that he won of ol' scratch in a game of whist back in ought-four. "Well Art, I'm glad you asked, right glad indeed. We start in Elysium, a rolling green lawn of a place, with [[Dean Famularo]], his nose twitching like a rutting pig in heat, is sniffing for buried snakes, like they were the finest of french truffles. He digs one out, pulling on this trouser snake, like there's an abstinencetrain coming and he wants something to pretend to atone for. Now, Dean, being an otaku, and that it's in clan, let's out a mighty shart, and inky black tentacles erupt, choking this snake, like it was a chicken for Sunday dinner.

Then, along comes [[Jacen Pompeii]], and he's investigating master control of the mid-Atlantic, [[Roscoe Gordon]], acting the part of an independent Prince assumes the contrary position and the Archon charges up his anger into a little known Brujah power called [http://i36.tinypic.com/34fh8iu.jpg Flaming Broomstick] and makes his case to Prince Gordon until Gordon changes opinion to see Jacen's light. Justicar [[Cock Robin]] appears and makes him and Archon at which point Archon Gordon realize's, 'oh my god, Jacen Pompeii raped me!'

And then came [[Johnathan_Gwynn|Johnny Giovanni]]. I mean Johnny Gwynn. I mean... let's just call him what his mother named him: 'Daigo Kardashian'. He was crawling on his hands and using [[Kate Davidson]] as a hat in what the eye-tlian necromancers like to call a 'Venetian Afterbirth.' He comes to a glass table where Archon [[Eva Luna]] and Sexretary [[Devon Thane]] casting the Ritual called the [http://www.somekindofawesome.com/storage/post-images/scissor_sisters.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1335388410981 Rubbing of the Thaumaturgical Scissors] and vomits blood over them called [http://img.archiexpo.com/images_ae/photo-m2/contemporary-glass-table-258887.jpg Glass Bottomed Gondala].

''This may need to be edited for the harpy report.''

As we come to the emotional center of the act, [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|Anya]], who seems to have more questionable kindred slid into her than the domain of Tampa steps up. She squats over the burning black chest of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moloch Moloch]. Squirming as if possessed by a milleneials old spirit, she grimaces and grunts and expunges her blood congealed into a slimy solid form and, there in front of [http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l594/Siskoid/Splashes/splash-elvira-10.jpg Caine] with 'e' and Camarilla she shits out a Hartford Steamer, atop of Moloch's chest. Few others could take such a colossal dump on the representatives of the Camarilla, but she did. Almost as if she was shitting on the Camarilla itself. And then the blood in the shit congealed and that mighty dump turned into goddam [[Paul Walker]]. With a grin and a wink at the crowd, Moloch, Anya, Paul Walker and his ego, slip out of space and time to complete the Pocket Foursome.

Rushing in to put a stop to the insanity and save the soul of the Sect, in rush Archons [[Nicholas Tept]] and [[Saul Good]], an unholy buddy cop duo with Saul saying "I'm too crazy for this year," and he slips into frenzy

Tept rushing to his aid says 'I can infuse Saul Good with my purity!' And proceeds to unzip his pants and drops them on the floor and there... there is a weapon in the fight for good and lightness. For you see, Nicholas Tept does not have the genitals of a normal kindred. For once, several years ago, he lost his powerful sorcerer's cock and balls to [[Francis Merovin]] in a poker game - which is incidentally how Archon Merevin got his magic groove back. There instead of the groin so common to normal men on Magus Tept was a proud magestic unicorn horn strap on. And god as my witness he gently bent saul good over the back of a couch and started to "infuse" Saul Good on the spot. In and out, in and out, he was infused with so much purity that is started to leak out of Saul Good's cock faster than [[Elias Beecher]] could catch it."

Art Morgan lets out a strangled gasp, "Beecher?"

Shanghai's crocodile like grin, letting off it's foul malicious taint, spreads wider. "Oh yes, for Archon Beecher, is there, acting as the plucky stage hand that get's his lucky break and is made into a star."

Soon in an effort to perserve the holy mana which would be necessary to fight the Raid Boss, and save society until next winter, Saul grabbed Elias gently yet firmly by the ears and used his mouth to catch the glistening holy balm. And Elias, despite the fact it burned his unholy flesh took it all inside him. Then he pulled away and a quizical look flashed over his chereub-esque features. 'Wait, that doesn't taste like holy mana, it tastes like bleach.'. ... Holy [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Nyarlathotep.jpg/200px-Nyarlathotep.jpg Nyarlathotep], Saul Good just raped me."

"It's not Rape," cried Saul Good, still with Nick Tept's rampant horn clenched between his asscheeks. ìIt's a secret ritual of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Saint_Michael Order of St. Michael]. It's a secret Tremere demon-fighting rite... I learned it from Selene. ... ... Sweet Jesus, [[Selene Lazarion]] raped me."

So, Shanghai finishes, hands clasped together against his chest, chuckling to himself having recounted the whole act.

Art Morgan was outraged. He stood, looking solemly at the assembeled Avengers of Fire and in a low rumbling voice that sounded like rocks grind together he asked "What, Archon Kelly, is this?"

Shanghai removes his hat and leans in, pulling down his glasses so you can see his one good eye, "Well sir, you see before you the heroes of the Camarilla. The best and brightest we have to offer in these dark time. I give you.... [http://spud.wetfish.net/b/the-joke.jpg The Aristocrats]."

==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jean Lucas de Pardue - Deceased

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{{PCSummary
|Status='''Deceased'''
|Clan=Brujah
|Coterie=The Academy
|Position=Keeper of Elysium
|Status=5+1
|Domain=Santa Rosa, CA
|Path=Humanity
|rating=3
|p=[mailto:embracethemadness@gmail.com Jason]
}}

__TOC__

=Overview=

'''Alias(es):''' Jean Lucas, Father John, Johnny B. Goode 

'''Real Name:''' unknown

'''Apparent Age:''' 28

'''Concept:''' Catholic Priest

'''Physical description:'''

'''Detailed Status:'''

=Character Information=

==Known History==

==Coteries==
The Academy
* [[Sangria De Corazon]]
* [[Oz]] (Deceased)

Childer in Santa Rosa
* [[Seamus]]
* [[Jan Smedling]]

==Allies==
*[[Virgil Deems]]
*[[Winston Warchild]]
*[[Sangria De Corazon]]
*[[James Wolf]]
*[[Alexi Reznov]]
*[[Saul Good]]

==Enemies==
*[[Elissa Maxwell]] (Deceased)
*[[Jen Valentine]]
*[[Cayhill Grant]] (Deceased)
*[[Winston Warchild]]

==Sire==
*[[Saul Good]]

==Progeny==
'''Known:'''
* [[Seamus]]
* [[Jan Smedling]]

==Broodmates==

Too damn many

==Character Inspirations==

==Soundtrack==

==Quotes==

* "Status? I give a shit about my status?"
* "Prince Warchild, I'd like to introduce you to my childer..."
* "I've stood in front of pissed off werewolves, went toe to toe with an Elder Assamite fresh from the mountain, saved the life of two Archons and a Justicar, and taken on Sabbat packs by myself. But I don't want to brag."
* "I didn't know finding a great sale was a [Toreador] art form." - When roasting Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]].
* "I know more about the Tremere than most Tremere apprentices do thanks to Daniel Book."
* "You're fucking joking, ri...?" - Right before the first attempt at his life

==Quotes about Jean Lucas==

==Rumors==
* Was killed after frenzying against a group of Anarchs. Took out eight Anarchs before their twenty friends and a collapsing, burning building finally killed him.
* Was an Infernal
* The dude just doesn't like to die
* May not be really dead... again
* Spoke most common and uncommon languages and some dead ones too. Impossible to keep a secret around him.

Jean Lucas de Pardue

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#REDIRECT [[Jean Lucas de Pardue - Deceased]]

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-01-21T21:27:14Z

Ajpursell: /* Quotes */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=None


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=3


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar Lucinde. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he serves.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again.

==Coterie==
None. People used to claim him in theirs, but he's pretty much determined to be a free agent and rapidly becoming a liability.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Saul Good]]

His own clan if they keep acting stupid.

Himself

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[V.O.] My name is Jack Sebastien. I used to be an Archon, until...

Jack: [Standing on an observation deck in Berlin] I hope that whatever Pascek gave you was worth it. I quit.

[V.O.] When you're burned, you've got nothing. No status, no boons, no position. You're stuck in whatever domain they decide to dump you in.

Jack: Where am I?
 Katja: I got you matching collars. One for you. One for the Ocelot.

[V.O.] You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-primogen...

Cassandra Lynn-Day: Shall we stake them?

[V.O.] An old friend who used to inform on you to the Ventrue...

Jack Rogan: You know Archons. Bunch of bitchy little girls.

[V.O.] ''Family'' too...

Rogan: Hey, is that you texting Katja again?

[V.O.] ...if you're desperate.

Katja: Someone needs their balls kicked, Jack.

[V.O.] Bottom line is: as long as you're burned, you're not going anywhere.


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXKSuHuYslU T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"Come on, did you see [[Lena!]]? She's sitting right there." At a rant after Lena's eyes were removed as punishment by a Justicarial conclave.
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
----
From the Roast of [[Shanghai Kelly]]

As a former Archon, your picky to a lot of facts and stories in your head, and there's one I'd like to share with you now.

So, Shanghai Kelly heard that [[Art Morgan]] was looking for Archons, since heíd just been made Justicar and needed people. And, since most of you here have met Shanghai, you know that he'd just show up, unannounced, start talking, and work his way in.

"So, what can you do?" Art Morgan asks.

Now Shanghai wasn't born yesterday and he knew his job was on the line. He needed the best and the brightest our society had to offer."
So he traveled the world to collect some of the Cam's best and brightest. And he took them into Art Morgan's hazy, hazy crib. The tension in the air was thicker than the fog in the bay on the night he's dumping the bodies.

There was some discreet puff, puff pass action from the Justicar and then he looked Kelly right in his good eye and said... "Show me what you've got, Archon."

Shanghai smiles his snake-oil selling grin, that he won of ol' scratch in a game of whist back in ought-four. "Well Art, I'm glad you asked, right glad indeed. We start in Elysium, a rolling green lawn of a place, with [[Dean Famularo]], his nose twitching like a rutting pig in heat, is sniffing for buried snakes, like they were the finest of french truffles. He digs one out, pulling on this trouser snake, like there's an abstinencetrain coming and he wants something to pretend to atone for. Now, Dean, being an otaku, and that it's in clan, let's out a mighty shart, and inky black tentacles erupt, choking this snake, like it was a chicken for Sunday dinner.

Then, along comes [[Jacen Pompeii]], and he's investigating master control of the mid-Atlantic, [[Roscoe Gordon]], acting the part of an independent Prince assumes the contrary position and the Archon charges up his anger into a little known Brujah power called [http://i36.tinypic.com/34fh8iu.jpg Flaming Broomstick] and makes his case to Prince Gordon until Gordon changes opinion to see Jacen's light. Justicar [[Cock Robin]] appears and makes him and Archon at which point Archon Gordon realize's, 'oh my god, Jacen Pompeii raped me!'

And then came [[Johnathan_Gwynn|Johnny Giovanni]]. I mean Johnny Gwynn. I mean... let's just call him what his mother named him: 'Daigo Kardashian'. He was crawling on his hands and using [[Kate Davidson]] as a hat in what the eye-tlian necromancers like to call a 'Venetian Afterbirth.' He comes to a glass table where Archon [[Eva Luna]] and Sexretary [[Devon Thane]] casting the Ritual called the [http://www.somekindofawesome.com/storage/post-images/scissor_sisters.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1335388410981 Rubbing of the Thaumaturgical Scissors] and vomits blood over them called [http://img.archiexpo.com/images_ae/photo-m2/contemporary-glass-table-258887.jpg Glass Bottomed Gondala].

''This may need to be edited for the harpy report.''

As we come to the emotional center of the act, [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|Anya]], who seems to have more questionable kindred slid into her than the domain of Tampa steps up. She squats over the burning black chest of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moloch Moloch]. Squirming as if possessed by a milleneials old spirit, she grimaces and grunts and expunges her blood congealed into a slimy solid form and, there in front of [http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l594/Siskoid/Splashes/splash-elvira-10.jpg Caine] with 'e' and Camarilla she shits out a Hartford Steamer, atop of Moloch's chest. Few others could take such a colossal dump on the representatives of the Camarilla, but she did. Almost as if she was shitting on the Camarilla itself. And then the blood in the shit congealed and that mighty dump turned into goddam [[Paul Walker]]. With a grin and a wink at the crowd, Moloch, Anya, Paul Walker and his ego, slip out of space and time to complete the Pocket Foursome.

Rushing in to put a stop to the insanity and save the soul of the Sect, in rush Archons [[Nicholas Tept]] and [[Saul Good]], an unholy buddy cop duo with Saul saying "I'm too crazy for this year," and he slips into frenzy

Tept rushing to his aid says 'I can infuse Saul Good with my purity!' And proceeds to unzip his pants and drops them on the floor and there... there is a weapon in the fight for good and lightness. For you see, Nicholas Tept does not have the genitals of a normal kindred. For once, several years ago, he lost his powerful sorcerer's cock and balls to [[Francis Merovin]] in a poker game - which is incidentally how Archon Merevin got his magic groove back. There instead of the groin so common to normal men on Magus Tept was a proud magestic unicorn horn strap on. And god as my witness he gently bent saul good over the back of a couch and started to "infuse" Saul Good on the spot. In and out, in and out, he was infused with so much purity that is started to leak out of Saul Good's cock faster than [[Elias Beecher]] could catch it."

Art Morgan lets out a strangled gasp, "Beecher?"

Shanghai's crocodile like grin, letting off it's foul malicious taint, spreads wider. "Oh yes, for Archon Beecher, is there, acting as the plucky stage hand that get's his lucky break and is made into a star."

Soon in an effort to perserve the holy mana which would be necessary to fight the Raid Boss, and save society until next winter, Saul grabbed Elias gently yet firmly by the ears and used his mouth to catch the glistening holy balm. And Elias, despite the fact it burned his unholy flesh took it all inside him. Then he pulled away and a quizical look flashed over his chereub-esque features. 'Wait, that doesn't taste like holy mana, it tastes like bleach.'. ... Holy [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Nyarlathotep.jpg/200px-Nyarlathotep.jpg Nyarlathotep], Saul Good just raped me."

"It's not Rape," cried Saul Good, still with Nick Tept's rampant horn clenched between his asscheeks. ìIt's a secret ritual of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Saint_Michael Order of St. Michael]. It's a secret Tremere demon-fighting rite... I learned it from Selene. ... ... Sweet Jesus, [[Selene Lazarion]] raped me."

So, Shanghai finishes, hands clasped together against his chest, chuckling to himself having recounted the whole act.

Art Morgan was outraged. He stood, looking solemly at the assembeled Avengers of Fire and in a low rumbling voice that sounded like rocks grind together he asked "What, Archon Kelly, is this?"

Shanghai removes his hat and leans in, pulling down his glasses so you can see his one good eye, "Well sir, you see before you the heroes of the Camarilla. The best and brightest we have to offer in these dark time. I give you.... [http://spud.wetfish.net/b/the-joke.jpg The Aristocrats]."

==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-01-19T19:33:16Z

Ajpursell: /* Retired Rumors - Now with Context */

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=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar Lucinde. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he serves.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again.

==Coterie==
None. People used to claim him in theirs, but he's pretty much determined to be a free agent and rapidly becoming a liability.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Saul Good]]

His own clan if they keep acting stupid.

Himself

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[V.O.] My name is Jack Sebastien. I used to be an Archon, until...

Jack: [Standing on an observation deck in Berlin] I hope that whatever Pascek gave you was worth it. I quit.

[V.O.] When you're burned, you've got nothing. No status, no boons, no position. You're stuck in whatever domain they decide to dump you in.

Jack: Where am I?
 Katja: I got you matching collars. One for you. One for the Ocelot.

[V.O.] You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-primogen...

Cassandra Lynn-Day: Shall we stake them?

[V.O.] An old friend who used to inform on you to the Ventrue...

Jack Rogan: You know Archons. Bunch of bitchy little girls.

[V.O.] ''Family'' too...

Rogan: Hey, is that you texting Katja again?

[V.O.] ...if you're desperate.

Katja: Someone needs their balls kicked, Jack.

[V.O.] Bottom line is: as long as you're burned, you're not going anywhere.


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXKSuHuYslU T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
From the Roast of [[Shanghai Kelly]]

As a former Archon, your picky to a lot of facts and stories in your head, and there's one I'd like to share with you now.

So, Shanghai Kelly heard that [[Art Morgan]] was looking for Archons, since heíd just been made Justicar and needed people. And, since most of you here have met Shanghai, you know that he'd just show up, unannounced, start talking, and work his way in.

"So, what can you do?" Art Morgan asks.

Now Shanghai wasn't born yesterday and he knew his job was on the line. He needed the best and the brightest our society had to offer."
So he traveled the world to collect some of the Cam's best and brightest. And he took them into Art Morgan's hazy, hazy crib. The tension in the air was thicker than the fog in the bay on the night he's dumping the bodies.

There was some discreet puff, puff pass action from the Justicar and then he looked Kelly right in his good eye and said... "Show me what you've got, Archon."

Shanghai smiles his snake-oil selling grin, that he won of ol' scratch in a game of whist back in ought-four. "Well Art, I'm glad you asked, right glad indeed. We start in Elysium, a rolling green lawn of a place, with [[Dean Famularo]], his nose twitching like a rutting pig in heat, is sniffing for buried snakes, like they were the finest of french truffles. He digs one out, pulling on this trouser snake, like there's an abstinencetrain coming and he wants something to pretend to atone for. Now, Dean, being an otaku, and that it's in clan, let's out a mighty shart, and inky black tentacles erupt, choking this snake, like it was a chicken for Sunday dinner.

Then, along comes [[Jacen Pompeii]], and he's investigating master control of the mid-Atlantic, [[Roscoe Gordon]], acting the part of an independent Prince assumes the contrary position and the Archon charges up his anger into a little known Brujah power called [http://i36.tinypic.com/34fh8iu.jpg Flaming Broomstick] and makes his case to Prince Gordon until Gordon changes opinion to see Jacen's light. Justicar [[Cock Robin]] appears and makes him and Archon at which point Archon Gordon realize's, 'oh my god, Jacen Pompeii raped me!'

And then came [[Johnathan_Gwynn|Johnny Giovanni]]. I mean Johnny Gwynn. I mean... let's just call him what his mother named him: 'Daigo Kardashian'. He was crawling on his hands and using [[Kate Davidson]] as a hat in what the eye-tlian necromancers like to call a 'Venetian Afterbirth.' He comes to a glass table where Archon [[Eva Luna]] and Sexretary [[Devon Thane]] casting the Ritual called the [http://www.somekindofawesome.com/storage/post-images/scissor_sisters.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1335388410981 Rubbing of the Thaumaturgical Scissors] and vomits blood over them called [http://img.archiexpo.com/images_ae/photo-m2/contemporary-glass-table-258887.jpg Glass Bottomed Gondala].

''This may need to be edited for the harpy report.''

As we come to the emotional center of the act, [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|Anya]], who seems to have more questionable kindred slid into her than the domain of Tampa steps up. She squats over the burning black chest of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moloch Moloch]. Squirming as if possessed by a milleneials old spirit, she grimaces and grunts and expunges her blood congealed into a slimy solid form and, there in front of [http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l594/Siskoid/Splashes/splash-elvira-10.jpg Caine] with 'e' and Camarilla she shits out a Hartford Steamer, atop of Moloch's chest. Few others could take such a colossal dump on the representatives of the Camarilla, but she did. Almost as if she was shitting on the Camarilla itself. And then the blood in the shit congealed and that mighty dump turned into goddam [[Paul Walker]]. With a grin and a wink at the crowd, Moloch, Anya, Paul Walker and his ego, slip out of space and time to complete the Pocket Foursome.

Rushing in to put a stop to the insanity and save the soul of the Sect, in rush Archons [[Nicholas Tept]] and [[Saul Good]], an unholy buddy cop duo with Saul saying "I'm too crazy for this year," and he slips into frenzy

Tept rushing to his aid says 'I can infuse Saul Good with my purity!' And proceeds to unzip his pants and drops them on the floor and there... there is a weapon in the fight for good and lightness. For you see, Nicholas Tept does not have the genitals of a normal kindred. For once, several years ago, he lost his powerful sorcerer's cock and balls to [[Francis Merovin]] in a poker game - which is incidentally how Archon Merevin got his magic groove back. There instead of the groin so common to normal men on Magus Tept was a proud magestic unicorn horn strap on. And god as my witness he gently bent saul good over the back of a couch and started to "infuse" Saul Good on the spot. In and out, in and out, he was infused with so much purity that is started to leak out of Saul Good's cock faster than [[Elias Beecher]] could catch it."

Art Morgan lets out a strangled gasp, "Beecher?"

Shanghai's crocodile like grin, letting off it's foul malicious taint, spreads wider. "Oh yes, for Archon Beecher, is there, acting as the plucky stage hand that get's his lucky break and is made into a star."

Soon in an effort to perserve the holy mana which would be necessary to fight the Raid Boss, and save society until next winter, Saul grabbed Elias gently yet firmly by the ears and used his mouth to catch the glistening holy balm. And Elias, despite the fact it burned his unholy flesh took it all inside him. Then he pulled away and a quizical look flashed over his chereub-esque features. 'Wait, that doesn't taste like holy mana, it tastes like bleach.'. ... Holy [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Nyarlathotep.jpg/200px-Nyarlathotep.jpg Nyarlathotep], Saul Good just raped me."

"It's not Rape," cried Saul Good, still with Nick Tept's rampant horn clenched between his asscheeks. ìIt's a secret ritual of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Saint_Michael Order of St. Michael]. It's a secret Tremere demon-fighting rite... I learned it from Selene. ... ... Sweet Jesus, [[Selene Lazarion]] raped me."

So, Shanghai finishes, hands clasped together against his chest, chuckling to himself having recounted the whole act.

Art Morgan was outraged. He stood, looking solemly at the assembeled Avengers of Fire and in a low rumbling voice that sounded like rocks grind together he asked "What, Archon Kelly, is this?"

Shanghai removes his hat and leans in, pulling down his glasses so you can see his one good eye, "Well sir, you see before you the heroes of the Camarilla. The best and brightest we have to offer in these dark time. I give you.... [http://spud.wetfish.net/b/the-joke.jpg The Aristocrats]."

==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
****So. That happened.
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-01-19T19:29:39Z

Ajpursell: /* Character Inspirations */

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=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar Lucinde. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he serves.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again.

==Coterie==
None. People used to claim him in theirs, but he's pretty much determined to be a free agent and rapidly becoming a liability.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Saul Good]]

His own clan if they keep acting stupid.

Himself

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==

“Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you are now.
We will never be here again.”

----

[V.O.] My name is Jack Sebastien. I used to be an Archon, until...

Jack: [Standing on an observation deck in Berlin] I hope that whatever Pascek gave you was worth it. I quit.

[V.O.] When you're burned, you've got nothing. No status, no boons, no position. You're stuck in whatever domain they decide to dump you in.

Jack: Where am I?
 Katja: I got you matching collars. One for you. One for the Ocelot.

[V.O.] You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-primogen...

Cassandra Lynn-Day: Shall we stake them?

[V.O.] An old friend who used to inform on you to the Ventrue...

Jack Rogan: You know Archons. Bunch of bitchy little girls.

[V.O.] ''Family'' too...

Rogan: Hey, is that you texting Katja again?

[V.O.] ...if you're desperate.

Katja: Someone needs their balls kicked, Jack.

[V.O.] Bottom line is: as long as you're burned, you're not going anywhere.


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXKSuHuYslU T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
From the Roast of [[Shanghai Kelly]]

As a former Archon, your picky to a lot of facts and stories in your head, and there's one I'd like to share with you now.

So, Shanghai Kelly heard that [[Art Morgan]] was looking for Archons, since heíd just been made Justicar and needed people. And, since most of you here have met Shanghai, you know that he'd just show up, unannounced, start talking, and work his way in.

"So, what can you do?" Art Morgan asks.

Now Shanghai wasn't born yesterday and he knew his job was on the line. He needed the best and the brightest our society had to offer."
So he traveled the world to collect some of the Cam's best and brightest. And he took them into Art Morgan's hazy, hazy crib. The tension in the air was thicker than the fog in the bay on the night he's dumping the bodies.

There was some discreet puff, puff pass action from the Justicar and then he looked Kelly right in his good eye and said... "Show me what you've got, Archon."

Shanghai smiles his snake-oil selling grin, that he won of ol' scratch in a game of whist back in ought-four. "Well Art, I'm glad you asked, right glad indeed. We start in Elysium, a rolling green lawn of a place, with [[Dean Famularo]], his nose twitching like a rutting pig in heat, is sniffing for buried snakes, like they were the finest of french truffles. He digs one out, pulling on this trouser snake, like there's an abstinencetrain coming and he wants something to pretend to atone for. Now, Dean, being an otaku, and that it's in clan, let's out a mighty shart, and inky black tentacles erupt, choking this snake, like it was a chicken for Sunday dinner.

Then, along comes [[Jacen Pompeii]], and he's investigating master control of the mid-Atlantic, [[Roscoe Gordon]], acting the part of an independent Prince assumes the contrary position and the Archon charges up his anger into a little known Brujah power called [http://i36.tinypic.com/34fh8iu.jpg Flaming Broomstick] and makes his case to Prince Gordon until Gordon changes opinion to see Jacen's light. Justicar [[Cock Robin]] appears and makes him and Archon at which point Archon Gordon realize's, 'oh my god, Jacen Pompeii raped me!'

And then came [[Johnathan_Gwynn|Johnny Giovanni]]. I mean Johnny Gwynn. I mean... let's just call him what his mother named him: 'Daigo Kardashian'. He was crawling on his hands and using [[Kate Davidson]] as a hat in what the eye-tlian necromancers like to call a 'Venetian Afterbirth.' He comes to a glass table where Archon [[Eva Luna]] and Sexretary [[Devon Thane]] casting the Ritual called the [http://www.somekindofawesome.com/storage/post-images/scissor_sisters.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1335388410981 Rubbing of the Thaumaturgical Scissors] and vomits blood over them called [http://img.archiexpo.com/images_ae/photo-m2/contemporary-glass-table-258887.jpg Glass Bottomed Gondala].

''This may need to be edited for the harpy report.''

As we come to the emotional center of the act, [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|Anya]], who seems to have more questionable kindred slid into her than the domain of Tampa steps up. She squats over the burning black chest of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moloch Moloch]. Squirming as if possessed by a milleneials old spirit, she grimaces and grunts and expunges her blood congealed into a slimy solid form and, there in front of [http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l594/Siskoid/Splashes/splash-elvira-10.jpg Caine] with 'e' and Camarilla she shits out a Hartford Steamer, atop of Moloch's chest. Few others could take such a colossal dump on the representatives of the Camarilla, but she did. Almost as if she was shitting on the Camarilla itself. And then the blood in the shit congealed and that mighty dump turned into goddam [[Paul Walker]]. With a grin and a wink at the crowd, Moloch, Anya, Paul Walker and his ego, slip out of space and time to complete the Pocket Foursome.

Rushing in to put a stop to the insanity and save the soul of the Sect, in rush Archons [[Nicholas Tept]] and [[Saul Good]], an unholy buddy cop duo with Saul saying "I'm too crazy for this year," and he slips into frenzy

Tept rushing to his aid says 'I can infuse Saul Good with my purity!' And proceeds to unzip his pants and drops them on the floor and there... there is a weapon in the fight for good and lightness. For you see, Nicholas Tept does not have the genitals of a normal kindred. For once, several years ago, he lost his powerful sorcerer's cock and balls to [[Francis Merovin]] in a poker game - which is incidentally how Archon Merevin got his magic groove back. There instead of the groin so common to normal men on Magus Tept was a proud magestic unicorn horn strap on. And god as my witness he gently bent saul good over the back of a couch and started to "infuse" Saul Good on the spot. In and out, in and out, he was infused with so much purity that is started to leak out of Saul Good's cock faster than [[Elias Beecher]] could catch it."

Art Morgan lets out a strangled gasp, "Beecher?"

Shanghai's crocodile like grin, letting off it's foul malicious taint, spreads wider. "Oh yes, for Archon Beecher, is there, acting as the plucky stage hand that get's his lucky break and is made into a star."

Soon in an effort to perserve the holy mana which would be necessary to fight the Raid Boss, and save society until next winter, Saul grabbed Elias gently yet firmly by the ears and used his mouth to catch the glistening holy balm. And Elias, despite the fact it burned his unholy flesh took it all inside him. Then he pulled away and a quizical look flashed over his chereub-esque features. 'Wait, that doesn't taste like holy mana, it tastes like bleach.'. ... Holy [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Nyarlathotep.jpg/200px-Nyarlathotep.jpg Nyarlathotep], Saul Good just raped me."

"It's not Rape," cried Saul Good, still with Nick Tept's rampant horn clenched between his asscheeks. ìIt's a secret ritual of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Saint_Michael Order of St. Michael]. It's a secret Tremere demon-fighting rite... I learned it from Selene. ... ... Sweet Jesus, [[Selene Lazarion]] raped me."

So, Shanghai finishes, hands clasped together against his chest, chuckling to himself having recounted the whole act.

Art Morgan was outraged. He stood, looking solemly at the assembeled Avengers of Fire and in a low rumbling voice that sounded like rocks grind together he asked "What, Archon Kelly, is this?"

Shanghai removes his hat and leans in, pulling down his glasses so you can see his one good eye, "Well sir, you see before you the heroes of the Camarilla. The best and brightest we have to offer in these dark time. I give you.... [http://spud.wetfish.net/b/the-joke.jpg The Aristocrats]."

==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
''*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-01-19T19:19:45Z

Ajpursell: /* Known History */

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=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar Lucinde. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he serves.

Formerly the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again.

==Coterie==
None. People used to claim him in theirs, but he's pretty much determined to be a free agent and rapidly becoming a liability.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Saul Good]]

His own clan if they keep acting stupid.

Himself

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==
[V.O.] My name is Jack Sebastien. I used to be an Archon, until...

Jack: [Standing on an observation deck in Berlin] I hope that whatever Pascek gave you was worth it. I quit.

[V.O.] When you're burned, you've got nothing. No status, no boons, no position. You're stuck in whatever domain they decide to dump you in.

Jack: Where am I?
 Katja: I got you matching collars. One for you. One for the Ocelot.

[V.O.] You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-primogen...

Cassandra Lynn-Day: Shall we stake them?

[V.O.] An old friend who used to inform on you to the Ventrue...

Jack Rogan: You know Archons. Bunch of bitchy little girls.

[V.O.] ''Family'' too...

Rogan: Hey, is that you texting Katja again?

[V.O.] ...if you're desperate.

Katja: Someone needs their balls kicked, Jack.

[V.O.] Bottom line is: as long as you're burned, you're not going anywhere.


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXKSuHuYslU T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
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"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
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"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
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"I thought you said he was smart?"
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"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
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"What was your status?"
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"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
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"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
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"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
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"Be the Brujah."
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"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
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"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
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"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
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"I didn't realized I stuttered."
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"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
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That really is none of your business.
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"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
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"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
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"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
From the Roast of [[Shanghai Kelly]]

As a former Archon, your picky to a lot of facts and stories in your head, and there's one I'd like to share with you now.

So, Shanghai Kelly heard that [[Art Morgan]] was looking for Archons, since heíd just been made Justicar and needed people. And, since most of you here have met Shanghai, you know that he'd just show up, unannounced, start talking, and work his way in.

"So, what can you do?" Art Morgan asks.

Now Shanghai wasn't born yesterday and he knew his job was on the line. He needed the best and the brightest our society had to offer."
So he traveled the world to collect some of the Cam's best and brightest. And he took them into Art Morgan's hazy, hazy crib. The tension in the air was thicker than the fog in the bay on the night he's dumping the bodies.

There was some discreet puff, puff pass action from the Justicar and then he looked Kelly right in his good eye and said... "Show me what you've got, Archon."

Shanghai smiles his snake-oil selling grin, that he won of ol' scratch in a game of whist back in ought-four. "Well Art, I'm glad you asked, right glad indeed. We start in Elysium, a rolling green lawn of a place, with [[Dean Famularo]], his nose twitching like a rutting pig in heat, is sniffing for buried snakes, like they were the finest of french truffles. He digs one out, pulling on this trouser snake, like there's an abstinencetrain coming and he wants something to pretend to atone for. Now, Dean, being an otaku, and that it's in clan, let's out a mighty shart, and inky black tentacles erupt, choking this snake, like it was a chicken for Sunday dinner.

Then, along comes [[Jacen Pompeii]], and he's investigating master control of the mid-Atlantic, [[Roscoe Gordon]], acting the part of an independent Prince assumes the contrary position and the Archon charges up his anger into a little known Brujah power called [http://i36.tinypic.com/34fh8iu.jpg Flaming Broomstick] and makes his case to Prince Gordon until Gordon changes opinion to see Jacen's light. Justicar [[Cock Robin]] appears and makes him and Archon at which point Archon Gordon realize's, 'oh my god, Jacen Pompeii raped me!'

And then came [[Johnathan_Gwynn|Johnny Giovanni]]. I mean Johnny Gwynn. I mean... let's just call him what his mother named him: 'Daigo Kardashian'. He was crawling on his hands and using [[Kate Davidson]] as a hat in what the eye-tlian necromancers like to call a 'Venetian Afterbirth.' He comes to a glass table where Archon [[Eva Luna]] and Sexretary [[Devon Thane]] casting the Ritual called the [http://www.somekindofawesome.com/storage/post-images/scissor_sisters.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1335388410981 Rubbing of the Thaumaturgical Scissors] and vomits blood over them called [http://img.archiexpo.com/images_ae/photo-m2/contemporary-glass-table-258887.jpg Glass Bottomed Gondala].

''This may need to be edited for the harpy report.''

As we come to the emotional center of the act, [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|Anya]], who seems to have more questionable kindred slid into her than the domain of Tampa steps up. She squats over the burning black chest of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moloch Moloch]. Squirming as if possessed by a milleneials old spirit, she grimaces and grunts and expunges her blood congealed into a slimy solid form and, there in front of [http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l594/Siskoid/Splashes/splash-elvira-10.jpg Caine] with 'e' and Camarilla she shits out a Hartford Steamer, atop of Moloch's chest. Few others could take such a colossal dump on the representatives of the Camarilla, but she did. Almost as if she was shitting on the Camarilla itself. And then the blood in the shit congealed and that mighty dump turned into goddam [[Paul Walker]]. With a grin and a wink at the crowd, Moloch, Anya, Paul Walker and his ego, slip out of space and time to complete the Pocket Foursome.

Rushing in to put a stop to the insanity and save the soul of the Sect, in rush Archons [[Nicholas Tept]] and [[Saul Good]], an unholy buddy cop duo with Saul saying "I'm too crazy for this year," and he slips into frenzy

Tept rushing to his aid says 'I can infuse Saul Good with my purity!' And proceeds to unzip his pants and drops them on the floor and there... there is a weapon in the fight for good and lightness. For you see, Nicholas Tept does not have the genitals of a normal kindred. For once, several years ago, he lost his powerful sorcerer's cock and balls to [[Francis Merovin]] in a poker game - which is incidentally how Archon Merevin got his magic groove back. There instead of the groin so common to normal men on Magus Tept was a proud magestic unicorn horn strap on. And god as my witness he gently bent saul good over the back of a couch and started to "infuse" Saul Good on the spot. In and out, in and out, he was infused with so much purity that is started to leak out of Saul Good's cock faster than [[Elias Beecher]] could catch it."

Art Morgan lets out a strangled gasp, "Beecher?"

Shanghai's crocodile like grin, letting off it's foul malicious taint, spreads wider. "Oh yes, for Archon Beecher, is there, acting as the plucky stage hand that get's his lucky break and is made into a star."

Soon in an effort to perserve the holy mana which would be necessary to fight the Raid Boss, and save society until next winter, Saul grabbed Elias gently yet firmly by the ears and used his mouth to catch the glistening holy balm. And Elias, despite the fact it burned his unholy flesh took it all inside him. Then he pulled away and a quizical look flashed over his chereub-esque features. 'Wait, that doesn't taste like holy mana, it tastes like bleach.'. ... Holy [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Nyarlathotep.jpg/200px-Nyarlathotep.jpg Nyarlathotep], Saul Good just raped me."

"It's not Rape," cried Saul Good, still with Nick Tept's rampant horn clenched between his asscheeks. ìIt's a secret ritual of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Saint_Michael Order of St. Michael]. It's a secret Tremere demon-fighting rite... I learned it from Selene. ... ... Sweet Jesus, [[Selene Lazarion]] raped me."

So, Shanghai finishes, hands clasped together against his chest, chuckling to himself having recounted the whole act.

Art Morgan was outraged. He stood, looking solemly at the assembeled Avengers of Fire and in a low rumbling voice that sounded like rocks grind together he asked "What, Archon Kelly, is this?"

Shanghai removes his hat and leans in, pulling down his glasses so you can see his one good eye, "Well sir, you see before you the heroes of the Camarilla. The best and brightest we have to offer in these dark time. I give you.... [http://spud.wetfish.net/b/the-joke.jpg The Aristocrats]."

==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
''*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-01-19T19:18:37Z

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=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar Lucinde. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he serves.

Currently the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again.

==Coterie==
None. People used to claim him in theirs, but he's pretty much determined to be a free agent and rapidly becoming a liability.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Saul Good]]

His own clan if they keep acting stupid.

Himself

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==
[V.O.] My name is Jack Sebastien. I used to be an Archon, until...

Jack: [Standing on an observation deck in Berlin] I hope that whatever Pascek gave you was worth it. I quit.

[V.O.] When you're burned, you've got nothing. No status, no boons, no position. You're stuck in whatever domain they decide to dump you in.

Jack: Where am I?
 Katja: I got you matching collars. One for you. One for the Ocelot.

[V.O.] You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-primogen...

Cassandra Lynn-Day: Shall we stake them?

[V.O.] An old friend who used to inform on you to the Ventrue...

Jack Rogan: You know Archons. Bunch of bitchy little girls.

[V.O.] ''Family'' too...

Rogan: Hey, is that you texting Katja again?

[V.O.] ...if you're desperate.

Katja: Someone needs their balls kicked, Jack.

[V.O.] Bottom line is: as long as you're burned, you're not going anywhere.


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXKSuHuYslU T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
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"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
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"I thought you said he was smart?"
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"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
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"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
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"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
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"Be the Brujah."
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"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
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"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
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"I didn't realized I stuttered."
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"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
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That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
From the Roast of [[Shanghai Kelly]]

As a former Archon, your picky to a lot of facts and stories in your head, and there's one I'd like to share with you now.

So, Shanghai Kelly heard that [[Art Morgan]] was looking for Archons, since heíd just been made Justicar and needed people. And, since most of you here have met Shanghai, you know that he'd just show up, unannounced, start talking, and work his way in.

"So, what can you do?" Art Morgan asks.

Now Shanghai wasn't born yesterday and he knew his job was on the line. He needed the best and the brightest our society had to offer."
So he traveled the world to collect some of the Cam's best and brightest. And he took them into Art Morgan's hazy, hazy crib. The tension in the air was thicker than the fog in the bay on the night he's dumping the bodies.

There was some discreet puff, puff pass action from the Justicar and then he looked Kelly right in his good eye and said... "Show me what you've got, Archon."

Shanghai smiles his snake-oil selling grin, that he won of ol' scratch in a game of whist back in ought-four. "Well Art, I'm glad you asked, right glad indeed. We start in Elysium, a rolling green lawn of a place, with [[Dean Famularo]], his nose twitching like a rutting pig in heat, is sniffing for buried snakes, like they were the finest of french truffles. He digs one out, pulling on this trouser snake, like there's an abstinencetrain coming and he wants something to pretend to atone for. Now, Dean, being an otaku, and that it's in clan, let's out a mighty shart, and inky black tentacles erupt, choking this snake, like it was a chicken for Sunday dinner.

Then, along comes [[Jacen Pompeii]], and he's investigating master control of the mid-Atlantic, [[Roscoe Gordon]], acting the part of an independent Prince assumes the contrary position and the Archon charges up his anger into a little known Brujah power called [http://i36.tinypic.com/34fh8iu.jpg Flaming Broomstick] and makes his case to Prince Gordon until Gordon changes opinion to see Jacen's light. Justicar [[Cock Robin]] appears and makes him and Archon at which point Archon Gordon realize's, 'oh my god, Jacen Pompeii raped me!'

And then came [[Johnathan_Gwynn|Johnny Giovanni]]. I mean Johnny Gwynn. I mean... let's just call him what his mother named him: 'Daigo Kardashian'. He was crawling on his hands and using [[Kate Davidson]] as a hat in what the eye-tlian necromancers like to call a 'Venetian Afterbirth.' He comes to a glass table where Archon [[Eva Luna]] and Sexretary [[Devon Thane]] casting the Ritual called the [http://www.somekindofawesome.com/storage/post-images/scissor_sisters.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1335388410981 Rubbing of the Thaumaturgical Scissors] and vomits blood over them called [http://img.archiexpo.com/images_ae/photo-m2/contemporary-glass-table-258887.jpg Glass Bottomed Gondala].

''This may need to be edited for the harpy report.''

As we come to the emotional center of the act, [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|Anya]], who seems to have more questionable kindred slid into her than the domain of Tampa steps up. She squats over the burning black chest of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moloch Moloch]. Squirming as if possessed by a milleneials old spirit, she grimaces and grunts and expunges her blood congealed into a slimy solid form and, there in front of [http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l594/Siskoid/Splashes/splash-elvira-10.jpg Caine] with 'e' and Camarilla she shits out a Hartford Steamer, atop of Moloch's chest. Few others could take such a colossal dump on the representatives of the Camarilla, but she did. Almost as if she was shitting on the Camarilla itself. And then the blood in the shit congealed and that mighty dump turned into goddam [[Paul Walker]]. With a grin and a wink at the crowd, Moloch, Anya, Paul Walker and his ego, slip out of space and time to complete the Pocket Foursome.

Rushing in to put a stop to the insanity and save the soul of the Sect, in rush Archons [[Nicholas Tept]] and [[Saul Good]], an unholy buddy cop duo with Saul saying "I'm too crazy for this year," and he slips into frenzy

Tept rushing to his aid says 'I can infuse Saul Good with my purity!' And proceeds to unzip his pants and drops them on the floor and there... there is a weapon in the fight for good and lightness. For you see, Nicholas Tept does not have the genitals of a normal kindred. For once, several years ago, he lost his powerful sorcerer's cock and balls to [[Francis Merovin]] in a poker game - which is incidentally how Archon Merevin got his magic groove back. There instead of the groin so common to normal men on Magus Tept was a proud magestic unicorn horn strap on. And god as my witness he gently bent saul good over the back of a couch and started to "infuse" Saul Good on the spot. In and out, in and out, he was infused with so much purity that is started to leak out of Saul Good's cock faster than [[Elias Beecher]] could catch it."

Art Morgan lets out a strangled gasp, "Beecher?"

Shanghai's crocodile like grin, letting off it's foul malicious taint, spreads wider. "Oh yes, for Archon Beecher, is there, acting as the plucky stage hand that get's his lucky break and is made into a star."

Soon in an effort to perserve the holy mana which would be necessary to fight the Raid Boss, and save society until next winter, Saul grabbed Elias gently yet firmly by the ears and used his mouth to catch the glistening holy balm. And Elias, despite the fact it burned his unholy flesh took it all inside him. Then he pulled away and a quizical look flashed over his chereub-esque features. 'Wait, that doesn't taste like holy mana, it tastes like bleach.'. ... Holy [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Nyarlathotep.jpg/200px-Nyarlathotep.jpg Nyarlathotep], Saul Good just raped me."

"It's not Rape," cried Saul Good, still with Nick Tept's rampant horn clenched between his asscheeks. ìIt's a secret ritual of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Saint_Michael Order of St. Michael]. It's a secret Tremere demon-fighting rite... I learned it from Selene. ... ... Sweet Jesus, [[Selene Lazarion]] raped me."

So, Shanghai finishes, hands clasped together against his chest, chuckling to himself having recounted the whole act.

Art Morgan was outraged. He stood, looking solemly at the assembeled Avengers of Fire and in a low rumbling voice that sounded like rocks grind together he asked "What, Archon Kelly, is this?"

Shanghai removes his hat and leans in, pulling down his glasses so you can see his one good eye, "Well sir, you see before you the heroes of the Camarilla. The best and brightest we have to offer in these dark time. I give you.... [http://spud.wetfish.net/b/the-joke.jpg The Aristocrats]."

==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
''*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2013-01-19T06:46:06Z

Ajpursell:

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=None


|Status=5+2


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=2


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

__TOC__

=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, *Empowered, *Feared'' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar Lucinde. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he serves.

Currently the Brujah Primogen of Chicago.

Empowered and Feared again.

==Coterie==
None. People used to claim him in theirs, but he's pretty much determined to be a free agent and rapidly becoming a liability.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Saul Good]]

His own clan if they keep acting stupid.

Himself

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==
[V.O.] My name is Jack Sebastien. I used to be an Archon, until...

Jack: [Standing on an observation deck in Berlin] I hope that whatever Pascek gave you was worth it. I quit.

[V.O.] When you're burned, you've got nothing. No status, no boons, no position. You're stuck in whatever domain they decide to dump you in.

Jack: Where am I?
 Katja: I got you matching collars. One for you. One for the Ocelot.

[V.O.] You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-primogen...

Cassandra Lynn-Day: Shall we stake them?

[V.O.] An old friend who used to inform on you to the Ventrue...

Jack Rogan: You know Archons. Bunch of bitchy little girls.

[V.O.] ''Family'' too...

Rogan: Hey, is that you texting Katja again?

[V.O.] ...if you're desperate.

Katja: Someone needs their balls kicked, Jack.

[V.O.] Bottom line is: as long as you're burned, you're not going anywhere.


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXKSuHuYslU T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
----
"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
----
"I thought you said he was smart?"
----
"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
----
"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
----
"What was your status?"
----
"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
----
"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
----
"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
----
"Be the Brujah."
----
"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
----
"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
----
"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
----
"I didn't realized I stuttered."
----
"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
----
"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
----
That really is none of your business.
----
"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
----
"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
----
"If you let her go from whatever this is, I'll come back."
From the Roast of [[Shanghai Kelly]]

As a former Archon, your picky to a lot of facts and stories in your head, and there's one I'd like to share with you now.

So, Shanghai Kelly heard that [[Art Morgan]] was looking for Archons, since heíd just been made Justicar and needed people. And, since most of you here have met Shanghai, you know that he'd just show up, unannounced, start talking, and work his way in.

"So, what can you do?" Art Morgan asks.

Now Shanghai wasn't born yesterday and he knew his job was on the line. He needed the best and the brightest our society had to offer."
So he traveled the world to collect some of the Cam's best and brightest. And he took them into Art Morgan's hazy, hazy crib. The tension in the air was thicker than the fog in the bay on the night he's dumping the bodies.

There was some discreet puff, puff pass action from the Justicar and then he looked Kelly right in his good eye and said... "Show me what you've got, Archon."

Shanghai smiles his snake-oil selling grin, that he won of ol' scratch in a game of whist back in ought-four. "Well Art, I'm glad you asked, right glad indeed. We start in Elysium, a rolling green lawn of a place, with [[Dean Famularo]], his nose twitching like a rutting pig in heat, is sniffing for buried snakes, like they were the finest of french truffles. He digs one out, pulling on this trouser snake, like there's an abstinencetrain coming and he wants something to pretend to atone for. Now, Dean, being an otaku, and that it's in clan, let's out a mighty shart, and inky black tentacles erupt, choking this snake, like it was a chicken for Sunday dinner.

Then, along comes [[Jacen Pompeii]], and he's investigating master control of the mid-Atlantic, [[Roscoe Gordon]], acting the part of an independent Prince assumes the contrary position and the Archon charges up his anger into a little known Brujah power called [http://i36.tinypic.com/34fh8iu.jpg Flaming Broomstick] and makes his case to Prince Gordon until Gordon changes opinion to see Jacen's light. Justicar [[Cock Robin]] appears and makes him and Archon at which point Archon Gordon realize's, 'oh my god, Jacen Pompeii raped me!'

And then came [[Johnathan_Gwynn|Johnny Giovanni]]. I mean Johnny Gwynn. I mean... let's just call him what his mother named him: 'Daigo Kardashian'. He was crawling on his hands and using [[Kate Davidson]] as a hat in what the eye-tlian necromancers like to call a 'Venetian Afterbirth.' He comes to a glass table where Archon [[Eva Luna]] and Sexretary [[Devon Thane]] casting the Ritual called the [http://www.somekindofawesome.com/storage/post-images/scissor_sisters.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1335388410981 Rubbing of the Thaumaturgical Scissors] and vomits blood over them called [http://img.archiexpo.com/images_ae/photo-m2/contemporary-glass-table-258887.jpg Glass Bottomed Gondala].

''This may need to be edited for the harpy report.''

As we come to the emotional center of the act, [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|Anya]], who seems to have more questionable kindred slid into her than the domain of Tampa steps up. She squats over the burning black chest of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moloch Moloch]. Squirming as if possessed by a milleneials old spirit, she grimaces and grunts and expunges her blood congealed into a slimy solid form and, there in front of [http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l594/Siskoid/Splashes/splash-elvira-10.jpg Caine] with 'e' and Camarilla she shits out a Hartford Steamer, atop of Moloch's chest. Few others could take such a colossal dump on the representatives of the Camarilla, but she did. Almost as if she was shitting on the Camarilla itself. And then the blood in the shit congealed and that mighty dump turned into goddam [[Paul Walker]]. With a grin and a wink at the crowd, Moloch, Anya, Paul Walker and his ego, slip out of space and time to complete the Pocket Foursome.

Rushing in to put a stop to the insanity and save the soul of the Sect, in rush Archons [[Nicholas Tept]] and [[Saul Good]], an unholy buddy cop duo with Saul saying "I'm too crazy for this year," and he slips into frenzy

Tept rushing to his aid says 'I can infuse Saul Good with my purity!' And proceeds to unzip his pants and drops them on the floor and there... there is a weapon in the fight for good and lightness. For you see, Nicholas Tept does not have the genitals of a normal kindred. For once, several years ago, he lost his powerful sorcerer's cock and balls to [[Francis Merovin]] in a poker game - which is incidentally how Archon Merevin got his magic groove back. There instead of the groin so common to normal men on Magus Tept was a proud magestic unicorn horn strap on. And god as my witness he gently bent saul good over the back of a couch and started to "infuse" Saul Good on the spot. In and out, in and out, he was infused with so much purity that is started to leak out of Saul Good's cock faster than [[Elias Beecher]] could catch it."

Art Morgan lets out a strangled gasp, "Beecher?"

Shanghai's crocodile like grin, letting off it's foul malicious taint, spreads wider. "Oh yes, for Archon Beecher, is there, acting as the plucky stage hand that get's his lucky break and is made into a star."

Soon in an effort to perserve the holy mana which would be necessary to fight the Raid Boss, and save society until next winter, Saul grabbed Elias gently yet firmly by the ears and used his mouth to catch the glistening holy balm. And Elias, despite the fact it burned his unholy flesh took it all inside him. Then he pulled away and a quizical look flashed over his chereub-esque features. 'Wait, that doesn't taste like holy mana, it tastes like bleach.'. ... Holy [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Nyarlathotep.jpg/200px-Nyarlathotep.jpg Nyarlathotep], Saul Good just raped me."

"It's not Rape," cried Saul Good, still with Nick Tept's rampant horn clenched between his asscheeks. ìIt's a secret ritual of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Saint_Michael Order of St. Michael]. It's a secret Tremere demon-fighting rite... I learned it from Selene. ... ... Sweet Jesus, [[Selene Lazarion]] raped me."

So, Shanghai finishes, hands clasped together against his chest, chuckling to himself having recounted the whole act.

Art Morgan was outraged. He stood, looking solemly at the assembeled Avengers of Fire and in a low rumbling voice that sounded like rocks grind together he asked "What, Archon Kelly, is this?"

Shanghai removes his hat and leans in, pulling down his glasses so you can see his one good eye, "Well sir, you see before you the heroes of the Camarilla. The best and brightest we have to offer in these dark time. I give you.... [http://spud.wetfish.net/b/the-joke.jpg The Aristocrats]."

==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
''*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Has a good relationship with most Ventrue, actually. Especially [[Kate Davidson]].
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2012-12-18T17:05:56Z

Ajpursell: /* Retired Rumors - Now with Context */

{{PCSummary
|Clan=Brujah


|Coterie=None


|Position=None


|Status=6-1


|Domain=Unkown.


|Path=Humanity


|rating=2


|p=[mailto:be.the.brujah@gmail.com Jack Sebastien]

}}

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=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, <s>Loyal</s> (Lost in Sacramento 4/28/12 after he withered and beatdown Alesandre)''' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar Lucinde. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he serves.

Currently the Brujah Primogen of Chicago. Because hey, Paul was the Harpy of Hartford, so why not?

==Coterie==
None. People used to claim him in theirs, but he's pretty much determined to be a free agent and rapidly becoming a liability.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Saul Good]]

His own clan if they keep acting stupid.

Himself

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==
[V.O.] My name is Jack Sebastien. I used to be an Archon, until...

Jack: [Standing on an observation deck in Berlin] I hope that whatever Pascek gave you was worth it. I quit.

[V.O.] When you're burned, you've got nothing. No status, no boons, no position. You're stuck in whatever domain they decide to dump you in.

Jack: Where am I?
 Katja: I got you matching collars. One for you. One for the Ocelot.

[V.O.] You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-primogen...

Cassandra Lynn-Day: Shall we stake them?

[V.O.] An old friend who used to inform on you to the Ventrue...

Jack Rogan: You know Archons. Bunch of bitchy little girls.

[V.O.] ''Family'' too...

Rogan: Hey, is that you texting Katja again?

[V.O.] ...if you're desperate.

Katja: Someone needs their balls kicked, Jack.

[V.O.] Bottom line is: as long as you're burned, you're not going anywhere.


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXKSuHuYslU T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
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"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
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"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
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"I thought you said he was smart?"
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"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
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"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
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"What was your status?"
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"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
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"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
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"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
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"Be the Brujah."
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"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
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"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
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"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
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"I didn't realized I stuttered."
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"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
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"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
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That really is none of your business.
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"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
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"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
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From the Roast of [[Shanghai Kelly]]

As a former Archon, your picky to a lot of facts and stories in your head, and there's one I'd like to share with you now.

So, Shanghai Kelly heard that [[Art Morgan]] was looking for Archons, since heíd just been made Justicar and needed people. And, since most of you here have met Shanghai, you know that he'd just show up, unannounced, start talking, and work his way in.

"So, what can you do?" Art Morgan asks.

Now Shanghai wasn't born yesterday and he knew his job was on the line. He needed the best and the brightest our society had to offer."
So he traveled the world to collect some of the Cam's best and brightest. And he took them into Art Morgan's hazy, hazy crib. The tension in the air was thicker than the fog in the bay on the night he's dumping the bodies.

There was some discreet puff, puff pass action from the Justicar and then he looked Kelly right in his good eye and said... "Show me what you've got, Archon."

Shanghai smiles his snake-oil selling grin, that he won of ol' scratch in a game of whist back in ought-four. "Well Art, I'm glad you asked, right glad indeed. We start in Elysium, a rolling green lawn of a place, with [[Dean Famularo]], his nose twitching like a rutting pig in heat, is sniffing for buried snakes, like they were the finest of french truffles. He digs one out, pulling on this trouser snake, like there's an abstinencetrain coming and he wants something to pretend to atone for. Now, Dean, being an otaku, and that it's in clan, let's out a mighty shart, and inky black tentacles erupt, choking this snake, like it was a chicken for Sunday dinner.

Then, along comes [[Jacen Pompeii]], and he's investigating master control of the mid-Atlantic, [[Roscoe Gordon]], acting the part of an independent Prince assumes the contrary position and the Archon charges up his anger into a little known Brujah power called [http://i36.tinypic.com/34fh8iu.jpg Flaming Broomstick] and makes his case to Prince Gordon until Gordon changes opinion to see Jacen's light. Justicar [[Cock Robin]] appears and makes him and Archon at which point Archon Gordon realize's, 'oh my god, Jacen Pompeii raped me!'

And then came [[Johnathan_Gwynn|Johnny Giovanni]]. I mean Johnny Gwynn. I mean... let's just call him what his mother named him: 'Daigo Kardashian'. He was crawling on his hands and using [[Kate Davidson]] as a hat in what the eye-tlian necromancers like to call a 'Venetian Afterbirth.' He comes to a glass table where Archon [[Eva Luna]] and Sexretary [[Devon Thane]] casting the Ritual called the [http://www.somekindofawesome.com/storage/post-images/scissor_sisters.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1335388410981 Rubbing of the Thaumaturgical Scissors] and vomits blood over them called [http://img.archiexpo.com/images_ae/photo-m2/contemporary-glass-table-258887.jpg Glass Bottomed Gondala].

''This may need to be edited for the harpy report.''

As we come to the emotional center of the act, [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|Anya]], who seems to have more questionable kindred slid into her than the domain of Tampa steps up. She squats over the burning black chest of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moloch Moloch]. Squirming as if possessed by a milleneials old spirit, she grimaces and grunts and expunges her blood congealed into a slimy solid form and, there in front of [http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l594/Siskoid/Splashes/splash-elvira-10.jpg Caine] with 'e' and Camarilla she shits out a Hartford Steamer, atop of Moloch's chest. Few others could take such a colossal dump on the representatives of the Camarilla, but she did. Almost as if she was shitting on the Camarilla itself. And then the blood in the shit congealed and that mighty dump turned into goddam [[Paul Walker]]. With a grin and a wink at the crowd, Moloch, Anya, Paul Walker and his ego, slip out of space and time to complete the Pocket Foursome.

Rushing in to put a stop to the insanity and save the soul of the Sect, in rush Archons [[Nicholas Tept]] and [[Saul Good]], an unholy buddy cop duo with Saul saying "I'm too crazy for this year," and he slips into frenzy

Tept rushing to his aid says 'I can infuse Saul Good with my purity!' And proceeds to unzip his pants and drops them on the floor and there... there is a weapon in the fight for good and lightness. For you see, Nicholas Tept does not have the genitals of a normal kindred. For once, several years ago, he lost his powerful sorcerer's cock and balls to [[Francis Merovin]] in a poker game - which is incidentally how Archon Merevin got his magic groove back. There instead of the groin so common to normal men on Magus Tept was a proud magestic unicorn horn strap on. And god as my witness he gently bent saul good over the back of a couch and started to "infuse" Saul Good on the spot. In and out, in and out, he was infused with so much purity that is started to leak out of Saul Good's cock faster than [[Elias Beecher]] could catch it."

Art Morgan lets out a strangled gasp, "Beecher?"

Shanghai's crocodile like grin, letting off it's foul malicious taint, spreads wider. "Oh yes, for Archon Beecher, is there, acting as the plucky stage hand that get's his lucky break and is made into a star."

Soon in an effort to perserve the holy mana which would be necessary to fight the Raid Boss, and save society until next winter, Saul grabbed Elias gently yet firmly by the ears and used his mouth to catch the glistening holy balm. And Elias, despite the fact it burned his unholy flesh took it all inside him. Then he pulled away and a quizical look flashed over his chereub-esque features. 'Wait, that doesn't taste like holy mana, it tastes like bleach.'. ... Holy [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Nyarlathotep.jpg/200px-Nyarlathotep.jpg Nyarlathotep], Saul Good just raped me."

"It's not Rape," cried Saul Good, still with Nick Tept's rampant horn clenched between his asscheeks. ìIt's a secret ritual of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Saint_Michael Order of St. Michael]. It's a secret Tremere demon-fighting rite... I learned it from Selene. ... ... Sweet Jesus, [[Selene Lazarion]] raped me."

So, Shanghai finishes, hands clasped together against his chest, chuckling to himself having recounted the whole act.

Art Morgan was outraged. He stood, looking solemly at the assembeled Avengers of Fire and in a low rumbling voice that sounded like rocks grind together he asked "What, Archon Kelly, is this?"

Shanghai removes his hat and leans in, pulling down his glasses so you can see his one good eye, "Well sir, you see before you the heroes of the Camarilla. The best and brightest we have to offer in these dark time. I give you.... [http://spud.wetfish.net/b/the-joke.jpg The Aristocrats]."

==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
''*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings. ''- and doesn't want to deal with another three nights of Paul going on and on and on about how awesome he is as Paul tries to cover up the truth again,''

Jack Sebastien - Deceased

2012-12-18T17:04:24Z

Ajpursell: /* Rumors */

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=Overview=
[[Image:Jack_Sebastien.jpg|thumb|]]
'''Alias(es):''' None

'''Real Name:''' Jack Andrew Sebastien is his only known name.

'''Apparent Age:''' Mid 30s

'''Concept:''' Angry Don Quixote screaming at the windmills.

'''Physical description:''' Nondescript white male.

'''Detailed Status:''' Acknowledged, Determined, Honorable, Influential, Loyal, <s>Loyal</s> (Lost in Sacramento 4/28/12 after he withered and beatdown Alesandre)''' 

<h2>Character Information</h2>

He's just this guy. This angry, angry guy.

==Known History==

He is a Brujah. Once a respected leader in the clan, he's now become almost an Autarkis and usually posts in a hit-and-run fashion on the rant list. He considers many Brujah to be Caitiff because of their lack of conviction and inability to have an opinion that they can articulate.

He used to be the Prince of [[San Francisco]]. He got into a public shouting match with [[Igor Ctarinov]], former Nosferatu Justicar; a Conclave was called by Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]], and Sebastien was put on trial. While he won the Conclave, Petronius announced he had declared Praxis and that Sebastien had been killed.

He was an Archon to Justicar [[Lucinde]]. Three months after his apparent death, he was announced as an Archon to Justicar Lucinde. As Archon, he has kept an eye on internal threats to the Camarilla, policing those whose actions and opinions are contradictory to the Camarilla.

Five years after that, Justicar Petronius apologized to Jack Sebastien and gave him the status of Determined for his protection and defense of the spirit of the Camarilla.

He was one of the longest serving publicly-known Archons. He was acutely aware that his methods often upset people who might be positively inclined to him, and that the manner in which he points out Kindred for their crimes and/or general inadequacies as individuals were frequently seen as counter-productive and that he would have been able accomplish so much more by either turning a blind eye, being silent, or being polite, but he's a Brujah, and he could give a fuck about what you think of him.

Six and a half years after that, he quits in a rage over his disillusionment in the Justicariate and the Justicar he serves.

Currently the Brujah Primogen of Chicago. Because hey, Paul was the Harpy of Hartford, so why not?

==Coterie==
None. People used to claim him in theirs, but he's pretty much determined to be a free agent and rapidly becoming a liability.

==Allies==
They used to tolerate him.

==Enemies==
[http://www.youtube.com/v/g8nrQmwkZ0o?fs=1&hl=en_US "I want those who get to know me, to become admirers of my enemies."]

[http://camarilla.owbn.net/index.php?title=Category:Clan:Tremere "Them"]

[[Saul Good]]

His own clan if they keep acting stupid.

Himself

Lucky for him, a lot of people hate his enemies slightly more than they hate him

==Sire==
A pile of ashes. Jack says that his sire was an anarch Brujah that embraced Jack and dumped him.

==Childer==
Unknown. There is one Kindred that claims Jack embraced him one night in Vancouver while in the middle of a drug haze. Jack has never publicly declared this anarch his childe. The anarch was killed by [[Qelyn Ellyllon]], a Tremere.

==Broodmates==
Jack has referred to a broodmate that was in the Sabbat and attempted to kill him. Due to Jack's relationship with his sire, while he suspects there are broodmates out there, he has no knowledge of them, or a real desire to find them.

==Character Inspirations==
[V.O.] My name is Jack Sebastien. I used to be an Archon, until...

Jack: [Standing on an observation deck in Berlin] I hope that whatever Pascek gave you was worth it. I quit.

[V.O.] When you're burned, you've got nothing. No status, no boons, no position. You're stuck in whatever domain they decide to dump you in.

Jack: Where am I?
 Katja: I got you matching collars. One for you. One for the Ocelot.

[V.O.] You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-primogen...

Cassandra Lynn-Day: Shall we stake them?

[V.O.] An old friend who used to inform on you to the Ventrue...

Jack Rogan: You know Archons. Bunch of bitchy little girls.

[V.O.] ''Family'' too...

Rogan: Hey, is that you texting Katja again?

[V.O.] ...if you're desperate.

Katja: Someone needs their balls kicked, Jack.

[V.O.] Bottom line is: as long as you're burned, you're not going anywhere.


==The Roast of Shanghai Kelly==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuVxuygoME

==Soundtrack==
Current Theme Songs -

[http://youtu.be/1jAyfGzSaz0 Right Where It Belongs - NIN]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU Foo Fighters - Walk]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXKSuHuYslU T.O.N.E-z and Gangstagrass - Long Hard Times To Come]

Past Songs -

[http://youtu.be/9fWvub_WBho Agrippa's Special Song for Jack]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdVmO_7QA8 Gang Starr - The Militia]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyERK55GlFc Curve - Fait Accompli]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRxrH1rVK8 Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfWC4Sgkcs Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc The Tragically Hip - The Darkest One]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_R13jV11Q Touched - VAST]

[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw NIN - We're In This Together Now]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0LDHXvTw4 A Pain That I'm Used To - Depeche Mode]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjduu6THUYo&feature=related The Sinner in Me - Depeche Mode]

==Quotes==
"You can't do what I do."
----
I already know the answer, I just want to hear the lie.
----
"I think we can agree to disagree." [[Theadora_Carlisle|Thea]] 
"I think we can agree that you're a fucking moron."
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"If there's one thing I've learned in 6 and a half years as an Archon, never fucking assume the completely stupid isn't possible"
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"I thought you said he was smart?"
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"I'm fine. Everything is just peachy, the world is my oyster and there are so many new opportunities ahead of me. The future is stupid."
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"Did you really just answer me with 'nuh-uh'?"
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"What was your status?"
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"My name is [[Geoffrey_Tanner|Tanner]]."
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"What did you just say?"
"Really?"
"Seriously?"
"You're kidding right?"
"Stop right there, think about what you just said, and let's try again."
"Can you count to six?"
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"Before you answer that question, remember that I'm a Brujah, that means I have a short attention span, and shorter temper."
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"Be the Brujah."
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"[[Jack Kurlien|Kurlien]] says insert hobby here is supposed to help me with my temper. I don't think it's working, I just want to punch something."
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"You really do take insults to the next level." - [[Lady Elizabeth of York|Archon "Cindy Brady"]]
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"That guy has balls the size on Montana. Too bad he has the popularity of Northern Alaska." -[[Johnathan Gwynn]]
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"I didn't realized I stuttered."
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"Stop. Before you finish that sentence, remember who you're talking too. Be very careful about what you say next. Please. I really don't want to have to deal with the paperwork."
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"Loved you in 2Fast 2Furious." - To [[Paul Walker]] at Midwinter 2005.
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That really is none of your business.
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"Oh my fucking god, I fucking hate [noun]."
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"Creating a list doesn't need a Conclave, just leadership, not passive aggressive crowd-sourcing."
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From the Roast of [[Shanghai Kelly]]

As a former Archon, your picky to a lot of facts and stories in your head, and there's one I'd like to share with you now.

So, Shanghai Kelly heard that [[Art Morgan]] was looking for Archons, since heíd just been made Justicar and needed people. And, since most of you here have met Shanghai, you know that he'd just show up, unannounced, start talking, and work his way in.

"So, what can you do?" Art Morgan asks.

Now Shanghai wasn't born yesterday and he knew his job was on the line. He needed the best and the brightest our society had to offer."
So he traveled the world to collect some of the Cam's best and brightest. And he took them into Art Morgan's hazy, hazy crib. The tension in the air was thicker than the fog in the bay on the night he's dumping the bodies.

There was some discreet puff, puff pass action from the Justicar and then he looked Kelly right in his good eye and said... "Show me what you've got, Archon."

Shanghai smiles his snake-oil selling grin, that he won of ol' scratch in a game of whist back in ought-four. "Well Art, I'm glad you asked, right glad indeed. We start in Elysium, a rolling green lawn of a place, with [[Dean Famularo]], his nose twitching like a rutting pig in heat, is sniffing for buried snakes, like they were the finest of french truffles. He digs one out, pulling on this trouser snake, like there's an abstinencetrain coming and he wants something to pretend to atone for. Now, Dean, being an otaku, and that it's in clan, let's out a mighty shart, and inky black tentacles erupt, choking this snake, like it was a chicken for Sunday dinner.

Then, along comes [[Jacen Pompeii]], and he's investigating master control of the mid-Atlantic, [[Roscoe Gordon]], acting the part of an independent Prince assumes the contrary position and the Archon charges up his anger into a little known Brujah power called [http://i36.tinypic.com/34fh8iu.jpg Flaming Broomstick] and makes his case to Prince Gordon until Gordon changes opinion to see Jacen's light. Justicar [[Cock Robin]] appears and makes him and Archon at which point Archon Gordon realize's, 'oh my god, Jacen Pompeii raped me!'

And then came [[Johnathan_Gwynn|Johnny Giovanni]]. I mean Johnny Gwynn. I mean... let's just call him what his mother named him: 'Daigo Kardashian'. He was crawling on his hands and using [[Kate Davidson]] as a hat in what the eye-tlian necromancers like to call a 'Venetian Afterbirth.' He comes to a glass table where Archon [[Eva Luna]] and Sexretary [[Devon Thane]] casting the Ritual called the [http://www.somekindofawesome.com/storage/post-images/scissor_sisters.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1335388410981 Rubbing of the Thaumaturgical Scissors] and vomits blood over them called [http://img.archiexpo.com/images_ae/photo-m2/contemporary-glass-table-258887.jpg Glass Bottomed Gondala].

''This may need to be edited for the harpy report.''

As we come to the emotional center of the act, [[Tatiyana "Anya" Pyotrevna|Anya]], who seems to have more questionable kindred slid into her than the domain of Tampa steps up. She squats over the burning black chest of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moloch Moloch]. Squirming as if possessed by a milleneials old spirit, she grimaces and grunts and expunges her blood congealed into a slimy solid form and, there in front of [http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l594/Siskoid/Splashes/splash-elvira-10.jpg Caine] with 'e' and Camarilla she shits out a Hartford Steamer, atop of Moloch's chest. Few others could take such a colossal dump on the representatives of the Camarilla, but she did. Almost as if she was shitting on the Camarilla itself. And then the blood in the shit congealed and that mighty dump turned into goddam [[Paul Walker]]. With a grin and a wink at the crowd, Moloch, Anya, Paul Walker and his ego, slip out of space and time to complete the Pocket Foursome.

Rushing in to put a stop to the insanity and save the soul of the Sect, in rush Archons [[Nicholas Tept]] and [[Saul Good]], an unholy buddy cop duo with Saul saying "I'm too crazy for this year," and he slips into frenzy

Tept rushing to his aid says 'I can infuse Saul Good with my purity!' And proceeds to unzip his pants and drops them on the floor and there... there is a weapon in the fight for good and lightness. For you see, Nicholas Tept does not have the genitals of a normal kindred. For once, several years ago, he lost his powerful sorcerer's cock and balls to [[Francis Merovin]] in a poker game - which is incidentally how Archon Merevin got his magic groove back. There instead of the groin so common to normal men on Magus Tept was a proud magestic unicorn horn strap on. And god as my witness he gently bent saul good over the back of a couch and started to "infuse" Saul Good on the spot. In and out, in and out, he was infused with so much purity that is started to leak out of Saul Good's cock faster than [[Elias Beecher]] could catch it."

Art Morgan lets out a strangled gasp, "Beecher?"

Shanghai's crocodile like grin, letting off it's foul malicious taint, spreads wider. "Oh yes, for Archon Beecher, is there, acting as the plucky stage hand that get's his lucky break and is made into a star."

Soon in an effort to perserve the holy mana which would be necessary to fight the Raid Boss, and save society until next winter, Saul grabbed Elias gently yet firmly by the ears and used his mouth to catch the glistening holy balm. And Elias, despite the fact it burned his unholy flesh took it all inside him. Then he pulled away and a quizical look flashed over his chereub-esque features. 'Wait, that doesn't taste like holy mana, it tastes like bleach.'. ... Holy [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Nyarlathotep.jpg/200px-Nyarlathotep.jpg Nyarlathotep], Saul Good just raped me."

"It's not Rape," cried Saul Good, still with Nick Tept's rampant horn clenched between his asscheeks. ìIt's a secret ritual of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Saint_Michael Order of St. Michael]. It's a secret Tremere demon-fighting rite... I learned it from Selene. ... ... Sweet Jesus, [[Selene Lazarion]] raped me."

So, Shanghai finishes, hands clasped together against his chest, chuckling to himself having recounted the whole act.

Art Morgan was outraged. He stood, looking solemly at the assembeled Avengers of Fire and in a low rumbling voice that sounded like rocks grind together he asked "What, Archon Kelly, is this?"

Shanghai removes his hat and leans in, pulling down his glasses so you can see his one good eye, "Well sir, you see before you the heroes of the Camarilla. The best and brightest we have to offer in these dark time. I give you.... [http://spud.wetfish.net/b/the-joke.jpg The Aristocrats]."

==Rumors==
*Got a copy of Skyrim and hasn't been seen in months.
==Retired Rumors - Now with Context==
*He hates you. He hates you a lot. You're doing it wrong. ''- You still are. If you kept it in the shadows, didn't tell everyone what you did or what was done to you, were willing to pay boons to keep things quiet, apologized, you likely wouldn't be in trouble. If you actually remembered your accounting and why the Camarilla does the things it says it's supposed to do rather than believe "we're all evil monsters so it doesn't matter what we do" the sect would be in a stronger place and much more fun place.''
*Punched [[Ravachol]] in the face over a girl. ''- Ravachol was his Brujah Harpy when he was Prince of San Francisco. The girl was Cat Foster. Jack punched him for revealing a weakness and tool that could be used against Ravachol and Jack's Domain. Plus Ravachol said "I luuuuuuuve her" and Jack thought Love was stupid.''
*He's no longer on "vacation." ''- Was ordered to take a 'vacation' by other Archons to Lucinde after a very public spat on the Cam list. He ended up being right in the end. Just not how he chose to express it.''
*Is suicidal. ''- There was a period of time where he was very fatalistic, feeling that the only way out of being an archon was to die.''
*Has Obtenebration. ''- Paul's wet dream''
**Learned Obtenebration from [[Dean Famularo]] ''- Jack was sad Paul didn't get the joke. But then, Jack doesn't think Paul is very smart.''
*Once attempted to murder Justicar [[Titus Petronius Niger]]. ''- Haven't we all?''
*Has a long memory and uses it frequently, usually in ways that make dumber kindred very uncomfortable. -'' This depresses Jack most. People seem to forget things really quickly. LIke their accounting. And what sect they belong too''
*He's blood bound to [[Lucinde]], Archon [[Trask]], Archon [[Griffyne Lake]], [[Tiffany Cole]], the [[Ventrue]] Clan, some guy named [[bob]]... ''- Jack has been thought to be blood bond to everyone at some point.''
*He's Lucinde's stick that she uses to stir the pot when things get dull. ''- Even with the 'vacation' he's been given a long leash to bark at people. And is frequently right.''
''*He's never really killed anyone, just got the hornets buzzing to the point they kill each other. - ''This may be a very true story. Jack is usually on the outside when two groups decide it's time for one to be murdered.''
*Jack is an apostate of Set. ''- Only on the high holy days.
*Has never been thought to be a Setite. This makes Jack sad and feel left out. ''- Only on the high holy days.''
*Jack thinks you are a Setite.'' - Oh my god! How does he know your dark secret?''
*Is Lucinde's favorite Archon. ''- Was. He enjoyed being her favorite archon too''.
**It's not that Jack is Lucinde's favorite but more her pitbull. ''- Brujah have interesting reactions on leashes.''
***Pitbull or not. He's still her favorite. ''- Was. He probably quit when it was revealed that Paul was her new favorite.''
*Likes to abuse his Amex Black card. ''- Lots and lots of shoes... hmmm''
*The stress of the Camarilla not getting any better seems to be getting to him. ''- He will also admit that he was getting shrill in some of his responses.''
*Loses fights on purpose to expose the hypocrisy of his opponent. Chances are, he always has the upper hand. ''- He's expressed a philosophy of anyone can be a thug or beast. if their only way to deal with him is violence, then he's proved his point and they'll be dead soon and no one will remember them''
*Quoted the Bushido to screw with the [[Takanos]], but has lately come to believe it. ''- The Takanos were a brood of Japanese Brujah that terrorized Northern California for a time. They were driven out and killed and no one remembers them. Jack was conclaved and made an Archon.''
*Once told a Brujah "elder" to fuck himself in order to be knocked unconscious during a rant so he could "stop having to listen to the whining." That elder is dead now. ''- See above about losing the fight. He hated that guy, and can't remember his name. Gor? Yar? Eugene? No one remembers him.''
*Everytime he sees a red-head with green eyes, he thinks he's going insane. ''- This combination has come up a LOT in his unlife''
**It's not that he thinks he is going insane when he sees red hair and green eyes, he's just insane. ''- He gets that a lot. It's because he keeps trying to have things make sense and no one wants to let that happen.''
*Has a stormy relationship with [[Anne Bowesley|Queen Anne]]. ''- She doesn't have green eyes or red hair, but there's something there and he's waiting for her to admit it.''
*Told [[Jaroslav Pascek|Pascek]] to his face that his archons sucked and he needed to do something about them. ''- This isn't a rumor. He's kind of vocal about it.''
*Called [[Jon Sebastian]] (no relation) a Caitiff because Jon told him to bend and take Ctarinov's deal. ''- Jack believes that Brujah are passionate about what they believed in. And Jack was passionate that he didn't want a Toreador who was made an Archon as a joke sent to his domain while he was still Prince to deal with the volatile situation of the Kuei Jin, that another Justicar had already dealt with. Ctarinov, as always, put his personal interests ahead of the good of a sect or by not interfering in a domain where the Traditions were being kept. Jon Sebastian (no relation) told jack to ignore his beliefs, ignore his Brujah identity and cave to a bully. Jack called Jon Sebastian a Caitiff for that, for saying not to be the Brujah, and bow to Ctarinov as submissive sheep was the way Brujah should be.''
**Because of that, calls most Brujah he thinks aren't worthy of notice Caitiff. ''- Any Brujah that says 'whatever, they don't care', any Brujah that bows in submission out of fear, any Brujah that says they don't have anything they believe in, he calls Caitiff regardless of sire or what some warlock ritual says.''
*[[Johnathan Gwynn|Johnny "Wasn't-a-Giovanni-but-now-is-a-Giovanni-Again"]] will not forgive him for the slights he endured at Jack's scalpel-tongue in San Francisco. ''- Jack wishes he could remember, probably it was calling him Johnny Camarilla. Fun side note - Jack is one of the few Kindred that think the Giovanni should be scared that Johnny has gone back to the Family. He's pretty sure that the Giovanni kicked him out because of his Pro-Camarilla stance conflicted with their tight happy relationship with the Sabbat, and now that Johnny's back, he's going to want revenge for the hell of the past few years.''
*Despite his position as Archon to Lucinde, it is rumored that a famous German Prince wants to see Jack back as Prince of San Francisco. ''- A lot of people have ideas of what they want him to do next. Right now he's enjoying hunting and killing Vampires in Skyrim.''
*Something recently changed. He's gone from seeming slightly happy to very emo. ''- He got better?''
*Green-eyed Red Heads seem to play a large role in his life. ''- This has been addressed''
*Seems to be really effected by the 'death' of [[Katja Nothing-Llyandryn|Katja]]
**She got better.
***Did he? ''-duh duh dunnnnnnnn''
*Jack is actually a romantic, and has a heart of gold. Don't call him on it, though. He'll probably just break your face. ''- He doesn't like introspection and doesn't care when others do it for him.''
**He makes possessive jealousy look positively adorable, somehow. ''- There's been some broken arms.''
*Is jealous of [[Leonius Agrippa|the underwear model]] ''- or was. Damn, Leo was suave.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw Golden Rule] ''- Fun tidbit. Liz of York and Leo Agrippa are dead now.''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KT7zoBTAA Home - Breaking Benjamin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyiDSnEi7r4&noredirect=1 Break Your Heart]
*If [[Shanghai Kelly]] is Foghorn Leghorn, then Jack Sebastien is the Chicken Hawk ''- 'I say, I say, I say, I don't know what's wrong with that boy'''
*Was conclaved before Paul Walker made it mainstream. ''- A lot of what Paul does and gets away with, Jack did first. Or Dean. There's little original in Paul, and that's what really makes Jack sad.''
**The big difference between Jack and Paul? Jack doesn't edit the negative rumors off of his Wikipage. ''- True story. Paul's page is a delicious bio of revisionist history by an very unreliable narrator. Next he'll be saying he invented Vampires.''
*Couldn't take the job after the Faultless Justicars fucked up again ''- The backroom deals that make the sect worse instead of better was too much to bear. He doesn't mind hypocrisy as long as people are aware of it. When they're hypocrites and think they're on the side of angels, he can't help but point it out.''
**Believes that [[Lucinde|Justicar Lucinde]] is under the bad influence of some of the 'higher-up' Archons. ''- He prays this is true, and has nightmares it isn't''
*[[Paul Walker|Paul]] has recently(?) learned to harness the power of Jack Sebastien's enormous jealousy and resentment towards him. Such is its intensity, Paul no longer requires blood to rise at night or to activate most disciplines.'' - See what I mean about the lack of originality? He may as well quote Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory talking about Wil Wheaton''
**Jack really only thinks about Paul when Paul is talking about him. ''- and even then it's to point out how Paul is more of a Ventrue than Jack is.''
***Sadly, that happens way too often and at inconvenient times.'' - Jack has no idea what this means. Someone is wrong on the rant list!''
*Would put rumors on Paul's page, but that would hurt Paul's feelings.