Shanghai Kelly - Revision history

BDH-015 at 03:51, 8 November 2018

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ACE-001 at 17:29, 5 May 2016

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2013-01-26T03:47:22Z

‎Rumors: formatting

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‎My Damned Kid: fixing link

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‎Rumors

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‎Rumors

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‎Shanghai Kelly

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‎Folk that raise my hackles

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‎Known History

ACE-008 at 00:57, 15 June 2012

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 |Status=6+2
 |Domain=San Francisco, CA
 |Path=Humanity
 |p=[mailto:?]

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 |Clan=Gangrel
 |Coterie=None
-|Position=Archon
+|Position=Deceased
 |Status=6+2
 |Domain=San Francisco, CA

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	==Rumors==		==Rumors==
−	~~<br>That's not even his hat!~~
−	~~<br>Shanghai Kelly didn't get his name for being a famous trader, but rather, for that being the city he picked up most of his STDs.~~
−	~~<br>Shanghai Kelly keeps getting beat by the Chicken Hawk. It's embarrassing, but he keeps trying.~~
−	~~<br>Likes to shanghai kindred from San Francisco under Prince Virgil Deems.~~
−	~~<br>Shanghai doesn't hate Kuei Jin because of their strange powers or the war--but he's got horrible memories of some bad sweet-and-sour chicken.~~
−	~~<br>Shanghai is offering three major boons as a dowry to marry [[Virgilia Two-Tails]] so he doesn't have to deal with her anymore.~~
−	~~<br>Fucked a Nos, her sire came in and threatened a shotgun wedding... and Shanghai ran away.~~
−	~~<br>Rumored to be secret lovers with: [[Elissa Maxwell]], [[Hugo Valentine]], [[Cock Robin]], and [[Virgil Deems]].~~
−	~~<br>Cock Robin hates Shanghai because the Gangrel can lay a bigger egg.~~
−	~~<br>Shanghai secretly propositioned [[Cock Robin]], but has been denied many times... with a "Cluck No!!!"~~
−	<br> Shanghai is an Archon because he lost a poker game to [[Art Morgan]], who was high at the time. The original bet entailed giving up his hat, and when he wouldn't do that, Art made him an archon, instead, as punishment.
−	~~<br>Shanghai has the coping skills of a five year old needing a Ritalin fix!~~
−	~~<br>Receives a lot of complaints about the San Francisco Furry Community.~~
−	~~<br>Has been caught openly trying to seduce the Scourge of San Francisco.~~
−	~~<br>Was given the San Diego zoo as a gift from [[Jessica Kesch]]~~
−	~~<br>Decorated all of the feeders in the San Diego with a picture with [[Preston Jonas DeWinter]] likeness.~~
−
−	<br> Humor aside, Prior to becoming a Camarilla Archon, Shanghai Kelly was known for running a Kindred only poker game at major elysia events. Every game, in order to ensure no cheaters sat at the table, Kelly would make each Kindred swear on a Bone of Lies that they would not use any of their disciplines or any form of cheating at the table. Anyone who would not accede to this was not allowed a seat at the table.
−
−	<br> In the final hand of one such card game, Kelly beat a member of the West Coast DMH with The Infamous Real "Dead Man's Hand" held by Wild Bill Hickcock when he was gunned down by John McCall. Upon turning over the cards, Kelly cried out, "There ya Damn Poser, THERE is the REAL Dead Man's Hand." before raking in all the chips with a surly grin.
−
−	~~<br> Barely survived an intense battle between his sideburns and Chuck Norris's beard.~~
	[[File:kiss.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|right\| Has a secret fetish for albinos. ]]		[[File:kiss.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|right\| Has a secret fetish for albinos. ]]
		+	* That's not even his hat!
		+	* Shanghai Kelly didn't get his name for being a famous trader, but rather, for that being the city he picked up most of his STDs.
		+	* Shanghai Kelly keeps getting beat by the Chicken Hawk. It's embarrassing, but he keeps trying.
		+	* Likes to shanghai kindred from San Francisco under Prince Virgil Deems.
		+	* Shanghai doesn't hate Kuei Jin because of their strange powers or the war--but he's got horrible memories of some bad sweet-and-sour chicken.
		+	* Shanghai is offering three major boons as a dowry to marry [[Virgilia Two-Tails]] so he doesn't have to deal with her anymore.
		+	* Fucked a Nos, her sire came in and threatened a shotgun wedding... and Shanghai ran away.
		+	* Rumored to be secret lovers with: [[Elissa Maxwell]], [[Hugo Valentine]], [[Cock Robin]], and [[Virgil Deems]].
		+	* Cock Robin hates Shanghai because the Gangrel can lay a bigger egg.
		+	* Shanghai secretly propositioned [[Cock Robin]], but has been denied many times... with a "Cluck No!!!"
		+	* Shanghai is an Archon because he lost a poker game to [[Art Morgan]], who was high at the time. The original bet entailed giving up his hat, and when he wouldn't do that, Art made him an archon, instead, as punishment.
		+	* Shanghai has the coping skills of a five year old needing a Ritalin fix!
		+	* Receives a lot of complaints about the San Francisco Furry Community.
		+	* Has been caught openly trying to seduce the Scourge of San Francisco.
		+	* Was given the San Diego zoo as a gift from [[Jessica Kesch]]
		+	* Decorated all of the feeders in the San Diego with a picture with [[Preston Jonas DeWinter]] likeness.
		+	* Humor aside, Prior to becoming a Camarilla Archon, Shanghai Kelly was known for running a Kindred only poker game at major elysia events. Every game, in order to ensure no cheaters sat at the table, Kelly would make each Kindred swear on a Bone of Lies that they would not use any of their disciplines or any form of cheating at the table. Anyone who would not accede to this was not allowed a seat at the table.
		+	* In the final hand of one such card game, Kelly beat a member of the West Coast DMH with The Infamous Real "Dead Man's Hand" held by Wild Bill Hickcock when he was gunned down by John McCall. Upon turning over the cards, Kelly cried out, "There ya Damn Poser, THERE is the REAL Dead Man's Hand." before raking in all the chips with a surly grin.
		+	* Barely survived an intense battle between his sideburns and Chuck Norris's beard.

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 ==My Damned Kid==
-*[[Virgilia Camp]]
+*[[Virgilia Two-Tails|Virgilia Camp]]
 Her last name was ripped from his own when she failed a challenge to keep it.
 ==Broodmates==
 unknown

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 <br>Shanghai is offering three major boons as a dowry to marry [[Virgilia Two-Tails]] so he doesn't have to deal with her anymore.
 <br>Fucked a Nos, her sire came in and threatened a shotgun wedding... and Shanghai ran away.
-<br>Rumored to be secret lovers with: [[Elissa Maxwell]],[[Hugo Valentine]], [[Cock Robin]], and [[Virgil Deems]].
+<br>Rumored to be secret lovers with: [[Elissa Maxwell]], [[Hugo Valentine]], [[Cock Robin]], and [[Virgil Deems]].
 <br>Cock Robin hates Shanghai because the Gangrel can lay a bigger egg.
 <br>Shanghai secretly propositioned [[Cock Robin]], but has been denied many times... with a "Cluck No!!!"

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 <br>Rumored to be secret lovers with: [[Elissa Maxwell]],[[Hugo Valentine]], [[Cock Robin]], and [[Virgil Deems]].
 <br>Cock Robin hates Shanghai because the Gangrel can lay a bigger egg.
-<br>Shanghai secretly propositioned Cock Robin, but has been denied many times... with a "Cluck No!!!"
+<br>Shanghai secretly propositioned [[Cock Robin]], but has been denied many times... with a "Cluck No!!!"
-<br> Shanghai is an Archon because he lost a poker game to Art Morgan, who was high at the time. The original bet entailed giving up his hat, and when he wouldn't do that, Art made him an archon, instead, as punishment.
+<br> Shanghai is an Archon because he lost a poker game to [[Art Morgan]], who was high at the time. The original bet entailed giving up his hat, and when he wouldn't do that, Art made him an archon, instead, as punishment.
 <br>Shanghai has the coping skills of a five year old needing a Ritalin fix!
 <br>Receives a lot of complaints about the San Francisco Furry Community.

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−	'''Alias(es):''' ~~<br>~~The Mockingbird~~<br><br>~~The Raggedy Man~~<br><br>~~King of the Crimps~~<br><br>~~Patron Saint of the Silver Tongue<br>	+	'''Alias(es):''' The Mockingbird, The Raggedy Man, King of the Crimps, Patron Saint of the Silver Tongue<br>
−
−	~~'''Real Name:''' James Kelly~~
−
−	~~'''Apparent Age:''' 50's~~
−
−	~~'''Fame 5:''' Underworld Gambler~~
−
−	~~'''Concept:''' Street Preaching Populist~~

		+	'''Real Name:''' James Kelly<br>
		+	'''Apparent Age:''' 50's<br>
		+	'''Fame 5:''' Underworld Gambler<br>
		+	'''Concept:''' Street Preaching Populist<br>

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 ==Folk that raise my hackles==
-*'''Giovanni Carpetbaggers'''
+*Giovanni Carpetbaggers
-*'''Setite Lawyers'''
+*Setite Lawyers
-*'''Tremere Fortune Tellers'''
+*Tremere Fortune Tellers
-*'''Most Albinos'''
+*Most Albinos
-*'''Brazilian Quitters'''
+*Brazilian Quitters
-*'''Egg Fang Yung Welchers'''
+*Egg Fang Yung Welchers
-*'''Wraiths who interrupt card games'''
+*Wraiths who interrupt card games
-*'''Emo Brujah'''
+*Emo Brujah
-*'''Dumb Harpies'''
+*Dumb Harpies
-*'''Floridians, cause you live in a state that looks like a drooping penis'''
+*Floridians, cause you live in a state that looks like a drooping penis
-*'''Those little bouncy Malks'''
+*Those little bouncy Malks
-*'''Giant Birds'''
+*Giant Birds
 ==My Personal Jesus==

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	==Known History==		==Known History==
−	~~[[Image:Queens13.jpg\|thumb\|]]~~

	==Those I've ridden with==		==Those I've ridden with==

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-=Overview=
+=Shanghai Kelly=
 [[Image:Shanghai2.jpg|thumb|]]
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-'''Alias(es):''' <br>Shanghai Kelly<br><br>The Raggedy Man<br><br>King of the Crimps<br><br>Patron Saint of the Silver Tongue<br>
+'''Alias(es):''' <br>The Mockingbird<br><br>The Raggedy Man<br><br>King of the Crimps<br><br>Patron Saint of the Silver Tongue<br>
 '''Real Name:''' James Kelly
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 *'''Feared''' as Archon
-=Character Information=
+=Stuff to Know=
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 [[Image:Queens13.jpg|thumb|]]
-==Coterie==
+==Those I've ridden with==
 *'''First of the Seventeen'''
 *'''51st Irregulars out of Bayou Baton'''
-==Allies==
+==Folk I don't mind==
 [[Image:Foghorn_leghorn_by_thenameisian-d3hpqri.jpg|thumb|]]
 *'''Saints'''
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 *'''And those in between'''
-==Enemies==
+==Folk that raise my hackles==
 *'''Giovanni Carpetbaggers'''
 *'''Setite Lawyers'''
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 *'''Giant Birds'''
-==Sire==
+==My Personal Jesus==
 Jenny Two-Tails
-==Progeny==
+==My Damned Kid==
 *[[Virgilia Camp]]
 Her last name was ripped from his own when she failed a challenge to keep it.
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-==Soundtrack==
+==The Music==
 *"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCuu5fOEB3Y House of the Rising Sun]," Nina Simone
 *"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If1yxmaJ14M Oh Death]," Ralph Stanley